Grand Theft Auto 2: NL Mod

[Dotz]

Kan iemand de data map van GTA2 uploaden zodat ik die in mijn GTA2 kan zetten? Om een of andere reden ontbreekt deze namelijk bij mij.. Ik heb geprobeerd GTA2 te downloaden van R*'s website, maar ik krijg geen mail terug.. Iemand die ze voor mij kan uploaden?

Bewerkt: 29 oktober 2010 door Dotz

[Flitskikker]

Je kunt beter GTA2 even opnieuw downloaden.

Ik zal het menu vast vertalen, dan kunnen jullie verder (beginnen) met die file, oke?

Ondertussen zoek ik iemand die de badge (in bijlage) mooi kan Photoshoppen naar Rood Wit Blauw.

GTA2_CODE OBJECT_560.zip

[Dotz]

Je kunt beter GTA2 even opnieuw downloaden.

Ik zal het menu vast vertalen, dan kunnen jullie verder (beginnen) met die file, oke?

Ondertussen zoek ik iemand die de badge (in bijlage) mooi kan Photoshoppen naar Rood Wit Blauw.

Én een oranje 2 . Daarvoor kunnen we trouwens altijd naar het graphicsubforum gaan, maar de vertaling heeft de prioriteit en niet die badges etc! Ik stel je werk wel op prijs!

Bewerkt: 29 oktober 2010 door Dotz

[Flitskikker]

Hier alvast de eerste screenshots.

(min de 2e Dotz :$)

Ik heb een van mijn oude mods, de Euro-mod toegevoegd. Bij het vertalen wel de $ gebruiken.

Logo's in de menu's zijn ook vervangen.

Helaas werkt noch de Russische file noch de Japanse file, dus gaan we de Spaanse vertaling overschrijven.

In de bijlage zit de te vertalen file. Gelieve daar in verder te gaan. Maar eerst even afspreken wie wat doet natuurlijk.

s.zip

[Dotz]

Ziet er zeer goed uit! Echt prachtig! Maar in Anywhere, USA betalen ze toch echt met dollars .

[Venzio]

Ik wil me ook wel aanmelden als vertaler..

[Mark B.]

Wie moet nu wat vertalen dan?

[BoerTijger]

Ik wil me aanmelden als Beta Tester, of kan dit niet?

[Dotz]

Ik wil me aanmelden als Beta Tester, of kan dit niet?

Die taak nemen we maar al te graag op onszelf! De beta word binnen het team gehouden. We releasen waarschijnlijk geen versie 0.45 bij wijze van spreken, waarschijnlijk komt er alleen een versie 1.0 uit. Misschien dat er ooit 1.1 uitkomt ofzo.

[Dotz]

Ik wil me aanmelden als Beta Tester, of kan dit niet?

Die taak nemen we maar al te graag op onszelf! De beta word binnen het team gehouden. We releasen waarschijnlijk geen versie 0.45 bij wijze van spreken, waarschijnlijk komt er alleen een versie 1.0 uit. Misschien dat er ooit 1.1 uitkomt ofzo.

Ik wil me ook wel aanmelden als vertaler..

Oké! Mooi! We kunnen alle hulp goed gebruiken.

Wie moet nu wat vertalen dan?

Belangrijk: We gaan het nu als volgt aanpakken:

Elk teamlid wordt gevraagd zich te melden in dit topic om te controleren of we geen vroegtijdige uitvallers hebben. Deze teamleden mogen eventueel kritiek en/of ideeën kwijt over wat we tot nu toe hebben (wat Flitskikker heeft, om precies te zijn). Daarna zullen we de te vertalen tekst opdelen en vertaalt iedereen zijn deel. Ik zal NandroDavids en VWO-er vragen of zij ook naast het uitvoeren van controles ook vertaalwerk willen doen. Daarna zullen Casss en/of Flitskikker de installer en unistaller maken. Ik stel vervolgens een leesmij op, verpak de bestanden netjes in een winrar en/of winzip en het hele zooitje kan worden upgeload. Kan iedereen zich in dit plan vinden?

Edit: Oeps, dubbelpost.

Bewerkt: 30 oktober 2010 door Dotz

[Kloep]

Ik ben der nog wel bij hoor, zeg maar wat ik moet vertalen.

[Dotz]

Ik ben der nog wel bij hoor, zeg maar wat ik moet vertalen.

Ok, mooi! Da's dan een pm minder .

Even voor de duidelijkheid, dit is de tekst die vertaald moet worden:

[1001] y!#Excellent! You have completed #all# the #Yakuza jobs#!#

[1002] z!#Congratulations! You completed #all# the #Zaibatsu jobs#!#

[1003] l!#Hoo-hoo! You completed #all# the #Loony jobs#!#

[1005] y!No one betrays the mighty Yakuza. Loyal assassins are the future, Kosai. As a reward I give you $40,000.

[1006] z!I like your style, Gecko! Such professionalism in the face of adversity deserves to receive $40,000.

[1007] z!Erradicating these childish threats is a constant problem, Gecko. But now you are richer by $40,000.

[1008] z!Impressive, Gecko! This display of force will remind the Cops not to bite the Zaibatsu hand that feeds them. Your fine performance is worthy of $40,000.

[1009] l!Ooh, Jumbo! I just LOVE this new Dementia Limousine! Here's $40,000 for being so thoughtful.

[1010] y!Excellent, Kosai! Now bring the #car# back to the #Safehouse#.

[1011] y!Drive to #Yakuza territory# and you will be safe, Kosai!

[1012] l!I told you to use a Z-Type.

[1013] l!I told you to use a Miara.

[1014] You are useless!

[1015] You have been arrested!

[1016] ALL YAKUZA JOBS DONE!

[1017] ALL LOONY JOBS DONE!

[1018] ALL ZAIBATSU JOBS DONE!

[1019] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1020] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1021] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1022] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1023] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1024] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1025] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1026] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1027] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1028] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1029] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1030] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1031] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1032] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1033] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1034] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1035] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1036] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1037] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1038] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1039] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1040] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1041] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1042] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1043] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1044] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1045] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1046] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1047] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1048] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1049] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1050] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1051] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1052] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1053] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1054] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1055] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1056] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1057] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1058] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1059] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1060] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1061] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1062] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1063] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1064] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1065] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1066] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1067] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1068] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1069] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1070] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1071] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1072] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1073] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1074] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1075] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1076] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1077] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1078] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1079] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1080] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1081] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1082] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1083] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1084] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1085] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1086] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1087] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1088] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1089] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1090] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1091] y!#You need more respect to work for the Yakuza!#

[1092] y!#This is Yakuza territory. You are advised to #kill# some #Zaibatsu# before you return for work.#

[1093] y!#You have already accepted a Yakuza job. Return when it is over!#

[1094] y!#The Yakuza have no respect for you! Disappear!#

[1095] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1095 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1096] y!#The Yakuza do not do business with Loonies. Get lost!#

[1097] y!#The Yakuza do not do business with Zaibatsu whores. Begone!#

[1098] y!#Fool! You have already finished this Yakuza job!#

[1099] y!#Idiot! You already messed up this Yakuza job!#

[1100] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1100 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1101] l!#Hoo-hoo! Ha-ha! You need more respect to work for the Loonies!#

[1102] l!#Welcome to Loony Land! #Kill Yakuza# to make us happy!#

[1103] l!#Hey, stupid, are you not already on a Loo-Loo-Loony job? Come back when you are through-ooh-ooh!#

[1104] l!#Be warned! Respect the Loonies or wind up... lobotomized!#

[1105] l!#We Loonies don't like the smell of Yakuza - and you stink. Poo-poo! Poo-poo!#

[1106] l!#Respect the Loonies or wind up lobotomized!#

[1107] l!#Loonies don't make deals with those boring Zaibatsu people! So blow!#

[1108] l!#You already did this job, fruitcake!#

[1109] l!#Hey, screwball, you screwed up this Loony job already!#

[1110] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1110 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1111] z!#You expect the Zaibatsu to respect YOU?#

[1112] z!#This is the Zaibatsu territory - home only to those who #eliminate Loonies#.#

[1113] z!#You are already on a Zaibatsu job. Return only when your work is done.#

[1114] z!#Disrespecting the Zaibatsu is... inadvisable.#

[1115] z!#The Zaibatsu do not negotiate with Yakuza scum. GO!#

[1116] z!#The Zaibatsu do not negotiate with Loony filth. GO!#

[1117] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1117 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1118] z!#You are in error. This Zaibatsu job has already been completed.#

[1119] z!#You have a short memory. You already took this Zaibatsu job and made a mess of it.#

[1120] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1120 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1121] #Nice one, Gecko! You certainly earned your #$40,000#.#

[1124] JOB COMPLETE!

[1125] JOB FAILED!

[1131] z!Hey, Gecko, it's Trey Welsh. I need some clean cash for a Cop pay-off. There's a Third World Bank Van circling the city. Steal it.

[1132] z!Pick up the Z-Men Unit - then I will fill you in on the job.

[1133] z!The Z-Men are dead men! The job's over for you, Gecko.

[1134] z!No Bank Van means no money. Get yourself a regular job, joker.

[1135] z!Hey, Gecko, the Z-Men are expecting you. Sound your horn to get their attention.

[1137] z!The Bank is expecting this Van - so be careful with it, Gecko!

[1138] z!Grab the briefcase and get the hell out of there!

[1139] z!Get the Bank Van and the clean cash back to the Safehouse - FAST!

[1140] z!Find Rollo Tomassi, life-long friend of the Zaibatsu. He can swap clean cash for the necessary Cop pay-off.

[1141] z!Rollo Tomassi was Zaibatsu connected, Gecko. Wasting his ass was a BAD move.

[1142] z!Give the package to the Cop - with our thanks!

[1143] z!That wasn't so smart, Gecko.

[1144] n!Give my regards to Trey Welsh. Remind him the price is going up.

[1145] z!His price just went down, Gecko. Get a vehicle and get to the Safehouse.

[1146] z!Get back in the Bank Van, dumb ass!

[1147] n!CHECKING CLEARANCE... THIRD WORLD BANK... 0-01882A... CLEARANCE... OK. HAVE A NICE DAY.

[1148] z!You can drink that polluted shit alone, Gecko. Goodbye.

[1149] z!That wasn't so smart, Gecko. The job's OFF.

[1150] Hey, wait for us!

[1151] JOB FAILED!

[1152] JOB FAILED!

[1153] JOB FAILED!

[1161] z!Hey, Gecko! Trey Welsh here. The Yakuza are flooding the streets with cheap merchandise. I need you to supply my dealers - FAST. Collect the new shipment and get moving!

[1162] z!Move swiftly, Gecko, and watch the clock! You only have THREE minutes to get this shit on the street!

[1163] z!Too slow, Gecko. Too slow. Did you take some of the stash?

[1164] z!What a mess, Gecko. I think pizza deliveries are more your style.

[1165] z!Faster, Gecko! Three to go and people need blow.

[1166] z!Dead Dealers are no use to anyone - least of all me, Gecko.

[1167] z!Tick tock goes the clock, two deals to go on this block.

[1168] z!If I wanted dead Dealers I would have hired Hitmen. Your number's up, Gecko.

[1169] z!Three down, one to go. Come on, Gecko - move it!

[1170] z!Putting dealers in bodybags wasn't your job, Gecko.

[1171] z!You drive like the wind, Gecko. I think we can make further use of your services. In the meantime take $20,000 for your trouble.

[1172] JOB FAILED!

[1173] JOB FAILED!

[1174] JOB FAILED!

[1175] JOB FAILED!

[1176] JOB FAILED!

[1177] JOB FAILED!

[1191] y!Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. I think my top man is selling information to the Zaibatsu. I want you to tail him.

[1192] y!He's dead, Kosai, and dead men can tell us nothing. This job is over.

[1193] y!He saw you, Kosai, and now the job is history. Learn to follow simple instructions and you might live longer.

[1194] y!You lost him, Kosai. In future concentrate on the job and you will not make so many mistakes.

[1195] y!Excellent, you found the traitor's hideout. He must suffer the Yakuza way. Make contact with the ancient torture master, Refried Noodle.

[1196] y!Refried Noodle was older than this city, Kosai. Consider his death a bad mistake on your part.

[1197] y!I am Refried Noodle. Here is a weapon - if you need it.

[1198] y!The traitor and his men must die! Kill them all, Kosai!

[1199] y!If he sees you again, Kosai, kiss this job goodbye.

[1200] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1200 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1201] y!Consider yourself lucky this time, Kosai. I won't always be around to pay off the Cops.

[1202] JOB FAILED!

[1203] JOB FAILED!

[1204] JOB FAILED!

[1205] JOB FAILED!

[1221] z!Trey Welsh here. The Loonies have slipped narcotics in the water supply and hit my drugs business. Revenge will be simple. First, you need a special Loony Dementia.

[1222] z!The Loony guards seem a bit twitchy. Make sure they don't spot you.

[1223] z!I didn't ask for a flaming Dementia, Gecko. Find yourself a new employer.

[1224] z!You need $5,000 to get the car rigged - so start working!

[1225] z!OK, Gecko, here's the plan... Take the Dementia to the Bomb Shop and rig it with explosives. Then return the rigged Dementia to the Loony Garage and blow the Loons to the Moon.

[1226] z!This car don't drive by ESP - so get your ass back in!

[1227] z!The party's over in Crazy Town, Gecko. Dump the rigged Dementia in the Loony Garage and set the explosives.

[1228] z!The Dementia's rigged! Get your ass back in the car and drive cool to the Loony Garage.

[1229] z!Don't try my patience, Gecko. Get back in the Van!

[1230] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1230 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1231] z!Stop wasting time, Gecko. Go get the Z-Men!

[1232] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1232 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1233] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1233 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1235] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1235 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1236] z!Shit like you is only fit for the sidewalk, Gecko.

[1237] JOB FAILED!

[1238] JOB FAILED!

[1239] JOB FAILED!

[1240] Hey, wait for us!

[1241] z!Shit, Gecko, a group of crack Loonies are on their way. You need reinforcements - and fast. Take the Van and meet the Z-Men at North-West Zarelli.

[1242] z!How many times do you think you can screw up?

[1243] z!You wrecked the Van! Back to the phones, Gecko.

[1244] z!You flushed the Van down the toilet! Find someone else to wipe your sorry ass, Gecko.

[1245] z!You can pick up no-one from a cell, Gecko. Enjoy the solitude.

[1246] z!Now go pick up the Z-Men.

[1247] z!The Z-Men will get in the Van when you blast the horn.

[1248] z!Z-Men! Dead! Gecko, consider this job terminated.

[1249] z!Excellent, Gecko, you got the Z-Men. Now head for the Loony Garage and nail that band of crazies!

[1251] z!Trey Welsh here. The small-time Yute gang is getting cocky, crushing our new Zaibatsu cars for scrap. I want answers. There's a snitch called Lefty by the Casino. Find out what he knows.

[1253] z!You killed Lefty! Find yourself a new employer and a new job.

[1255] z!That's Lefty! Beat the son-of-a-bitch until he tells us where his Boss is hiding. But don't kill him until he talks, Gecko!

[1256] Hey, I don't know shit. Even if I did, I wouldn't tell you or Trey Welsh.

[1257] z!You needed that Yute Car, Gecko! Go home and pack your bags.

[1258] z!Steal a Yute Car from the South Docks, Gecko - and don't take no shit.

[1259] z!You barbecued the Yute Boss! It's back to the phones for you, Gecko.

[1260] z!The anti-corrosion warranty is void, Gecko. Consider your employment terminated.

[1261] z!It seems someone bigger is behind the car crushing, Gecko. Bring the Yute Boss to Zaibatsu HQ and we will use electrode therapy to find out what he knows.

[1262] Settle down, tough guy! The bloke you need is relaxing at the Easy Rider Whore House.

[1263] z!Hey, you ain't my driver!

[1264] z!Sound the horn, Gecko. The dumb Yute will think his driver has come to collect him.

[1266] z!Good work, Gecko - you got the Yute Boss! Now bring him and the Yute Car to Zaibatsu headquarters. And make sure they both stay in one piece.

[1267] z!Stay in the car, Gecko, while our friend gets out to talk.

[1268] z!I told you to be careful, Gecko. You lost the car AND the job.

[1269] z!No Zaibatsu were meant to die. Take a holiday, Gecko. You are in deep shit!

[1270] z!We got what we wanted. Take our friend to the South Docks and show him how his Car Crusher works first-hand.

[1271] Hey, wait for me!

[1272] z!Back in the car, Gecko!

[1273] z!The South Dock Car Crusher - remember?

[1274] z!Get out of the car and let the crane do the work, Gecko. But don't go anywhere. Watch and learn how Zaibatsu recycle their waste.

[1275] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1275 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1276] z!I told you to watch and learn, Gecko! Lose yourself. The Zaibatsu have no time for the squeamish.

[1277] z!Was that fun? Now move it to the Easy Rider Whore House!

[1278] JOB FAILED!

[1279] JOB FAILED!

[1280] JOB FAILED!

[1281] y!Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. The Loonies still owe me money for merchandise. Get some wheels, get to the City University and GET MY DOLLARS!

[1282] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1282 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1283] y!Sound your horn, Kosai, the Loonies are expecting you.

[1284] y!We can't deal with dead Loonies, Kosai. Consider this job terminated.

[1285] l!We ain't payin'! Die, Yakuza delivery boy!

[1286] y!Kill the crazies, Kosai!

[1287] y!Hey, dreamer, get back in the car and sound the horn.

[1288] y!Sound the horn, fool!

[1289] y!The Loonies are crazy for Mary Jane's Ice Cream. Get an Ice-Cream Van so you can access the City Asylum - then we will teach this idiot gang a lesson.

[1290] y!You need $5,000 to rig the Ice-Cream Van with explosives.

[1291] y!You need more dollars to rig the Van. Might I humbly suggest a killing spree?

[1292] y!You wasted the Ice-Cream Van and my time. The job's off, Kosai.

[1293] y!Good, you have enough dollars to arm the Ice-Cream Van. Get to it!

[1294] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1294 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1295] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1295 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1296] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1296 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1297] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1297 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1298] y!Drive the Ice-Cream Van to the Loony Asylum. Once you get inside destroy their Happy Gas tanks.

[1299] y!Get back in the Ice-Cream Van before my patience melts, Kosai.

[1300] y!No more Mary Jane for you, Kosai. I refuse to work with amateurs.

[1301] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1301 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1302] y!Arm the Ice-Cream Van bomb then escape the Asylum - fast.

[1303] y!Super-fantastic, Kosai! The Loonies are lost without their Happy Gas. Have $40,000 for your hard work.

[1304] y!Clearly you are too weak to complete even the simplest of tasks, Kosai. A pity.

[1305] y!Your foolishness has cost me dear, Kosai. I leave you to play with the Loonies.

[1306] y!I do not tolerate your close contact with the Cops, Kosai. In future keep your distance.

[1307] y!That was stupid, Kosai. I will pull some strings to set you free.

[1308] y!That is not the best way to avoid work, Kosai. Pull yourself together!

[1309] y!You will find it difficult to do business now that he is dead, Kosai.

[1310] JOB FAILED!

[1311] l!Hey, Jumbo, it's Elmo here. The Cops have a new Dementia Limousine in their Car Compound and I want it BAD. Meet my friend Dodo at the University - he will help you.

[1312] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1312 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1313] l!Uh-oh! Dodo's dead! I don't think I can ever forgive you, Jumbo.

[1314] l!Hello, Elmo's special friend. I have arranged for a gun and some bombs to be left behind the Harman Hotel. I'd like to come but it's bath night.

[1315] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1315 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1316] l!The guard outside the Cop Car Compound is too nice to die. Get some wheels and meet Lance - he will distract the Guard for $1,000 a pop.

[1317] l!Lance is... dead, Jumbo. Find yourself a new job.

[1318] l!Are you serious? I ain't moving for anything less than a thousand.

[1319] l!You got the money - now go get Lance!

[1320] l!A thousand bucks! I'm all yours, big boy.

[1321] l!Lance! Dead! That's the job over for you, Jumbo.

[1322] l!Drop Lance outside the Cop Car Compound and leave the vehicle - Lance will need it.

[1323] l!You can't leave Lance, Jumbo!

[1324] l!Drive to the Cop Car Compound - and hurry, Jumbo!

[1325] l!Get out of the vehicle, Jumbo, and wait to see if Lance does his stuff.

[1326] l!I didn't say you could kill the Cop, Jumbo. Consider yourself off the job.

[1327] l!My dream car! Wasted! Stay away from me for a while, Jumbo.

[1328] l!Lance's filthy allure is working. Enter the Cop Car Compound and kill the other guard - I don't like him.

[1329] l!Ssh! Don't let the guard see you!

[1330] l!He's spotted you, Jumbo. This is going to make the job tough.

[1331] l!Use your Molotov Cocktails to blow up the door locks.

[1332] l!Take that Dementia Limousine and put your foot to the floor!

[1333] l!This car's hot, Jumbo, so get back in!

[1334] l!Okay, Jumbo, get the Limousine back to the Asylum - real cool, yeah!

[1335] l!Quit foolin' and drive to the Asylum - smooth, brother.

[1336] JOB FAILED!

[1337] JOB FAILED!

[1338] JOB FAILED!

[1339] JOB FAILED!

[1340] JOB FAILED!

[1341] y!Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. The authorities have impounded my favorite car and I want you to steal me a SWAT Van as compensation.

[1342] y!Very cool, Kosai. Bring it to my garage.

[1343] y!What's taking you so long, Kosai? Where's my SWAT Van?

[1344] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1344 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1345] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1345 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1346] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1346 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1347] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1347 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1348] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1348 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1349] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1349 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1350] y!You steal well, Kosai. The Yakuza will have many jobs for someone with your talents. For now, $60,000 should see you right.

[1351] y!Getting arrested was incompetent, Kosai. Now you cannot work!

[1352] y!Your performance is pathetic, Kosai. Goodbye.

[1353] JOB FAILED!

[1354] JOB FAILED!

[1371] y!Hi, Kosai, it's Johnny Zoo. Gama Rei has to leave the City Hospital - fast. He's in plastic surgery so you need a Medicar.

[1372] y!Excellent, Kosai. Now collect Gama Rei from the City Hospital.

[1373] y!What are you doing with the Medicar, Kosai? You have a job to do!

[1374] y!Have patience, Kosai. Gama Rei only just got his new face.

[1375] y!Gama Rei is dead!

[1376] y!The man who destroys a Medicar, Kosai, is not a well man. Such people don't get jobs.

[1377] y!Gama Rei must be taken to the Safehouse before the Loonies dispatch Assassins. Move it!

[1378] y!Gama Rei has stolen Loony secrets so they want him bad. Watch his ass, Kosai.

[1379] y!Get back in the Medicar, Kosai!

[1380] y!Deliver Gama Rei to the Safehouse NOW!

[1381] y!Gama Rei is important to us, Kosai. We are most pleased by your performance. Here - have $40,000.

[1382] y!Compensating the Cops for your mistakes is not my style, Kosai. Be warned - my temper is short.

[1383] y!I warned you, Kosai. You messed up and now the Cops will mess you up.

[1384] JOB FAILED!

[1385] JOB FAILED!

[1386] y!Hey, wait for me!

[1401] y!Kosai! Johnny Zoo here! Military top brass are pissed with me and sending a Tank and Ground Troops to trash my exotic cars. I need your help.

[1402] y!Shit, Kosai! That Tank means business.

[1403] y!Fantastic, Kosai! You are my first call if the Military strike. Here's $60,000.

[1404] y!Your failure to stop this military offensive has cost me dear, Kosai. Be thankful I cannot touch you from here.

[1405] y!My beautiful cars are destroyed! Now I must take the bus, Kosai?

[1406] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1406 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1407] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1407 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1408] y!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1408 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1409] y!The Tank is still rolling, Kosai. Don't get arrested again.

[1410] JOB FAILED!

[1411] JOB FAILED!

[1432] l!Hey, Jumbo! Elmo here. I'm bored so I'm starting a gang war. First, I want you to steal a Zaibatsu Z-Type and run down Johnny Zoo's three top Yakuza.

[1433] l!Nice, Jumbo! Stick with the Loonies - we always have the most fun. Here's $60,000 for you to play with.

[1434] l!Ooh, the Z-Type is cool, Jumbo. Now get hunting those Yakuza!

[1435] l!Look, Jumbo, you HAVE to use a Zaibatsu Z-Type for my plan to work.

[1436] l!To drive that bad takes practise. See you around, Jumbo.

[1437] l!Welcome to Yakuza Town, Jumbo! Happy hunting!

[1438] l!Get back on the Yakuza turf, Jumbo.

[1439] l!Hoo-hoo! I bet that hurts!

[1440] l!I say! That's the style!

[1441] l!Hey! Them bones, them bones, them broken bones!

[1442] l!Steal a Yakuza Miara and drive over to the Zaibatsu quarter - then run over Trey Welsh's top three Z-Lieutenants. Ha ha ha!

[1443] l!Look, Jumbo, you HAVE to use a Yakuza Miara for my plan to work.

[1444] l!Cool, Jumbo! Now it's off to the Zaibatsu quarter for some corporate killing.

[1445] l!The air's clean - it can only be the Zaibatsu quarter. Gentlemen, start your killin'!

[1446] l!I want rivers of blood in Zaibatsu streets! Get in there!

[1447] l!Mmm, Zaibatsu for dinner!

[1448] l!Zaibatsu for lunch!

[1449] l!And Zaibatsu between meals!

[1450] l!A Yakuza got away, Jumbo! That's no good! It's back to cleaning toilets for you.

[1451] l!A Yakuza escaped, Jumbo, so you be the bitch with no job.

[1452] l!A Yakuza escaped, Jumbo - and I thought I was the stupid one.

[1453] l!A Zaibatsu escaped, Jumbo. Get back to your mummy.

[1454] l!A Zaibatsu got away! You screwed up, Jumbo. Get back behind the bar.

[1455] l!A Zaibatsu escaped, Jumbo. You know - I don't like you any more.

[1456] JOB FAILED!

[1457] JOB FAILED!

[1458] JOB FAILED!

[1459] JOB FAILED!

[1460] JOB FAILED!

[1461] JOB FAILED!

[1462] JOB FAILED!

[1463] l!Hey, Jumbo! You should meet Cosmo Trouble, Downtown. He's got a bonkers mad job for you!

[1464] l!Jumbo, it's me, Elmo. That call was a hoax. Your ass has been set up by my bonkers mad brother who's sent three serious hitmen after you. You'd better kill them - quick!

[1465] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1465 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1466] l!Nicely done, Jumbo! You NAILED his bitch ass.

[1467] l!Maybe you ain't so crazy, Jumbo, 'cos those hitmen are all history. Here's $40,000.

[1468] l!You dope, Jumbo! Those hitmen put a cap in your ass!

[1469] l!When the cops grab you, Jumbo, all jobs are off!

[1470] JOB FAILED!

[1471] JOB FAILED!

[1500] l!Yo, Jumbo, it's Elmo. New Yakuza drugs are making the insane sane - which is bad news for us Loonies. Pick up explosives from the University and use them to wreak havoc at J-Lab.

[1501] l!Take out the short-ass Yakuza guard and plant explosives in his place. FAST!

[1502] l!Get back inside the J-Lab.

[1503] y!No-one trespasses in J-Lab!

[1504] y!You will die in J-Lab, Loony!

[1505] l!Cool shootin', Jumbo! Plant the explosives in his place.

[1506] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1506 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1507] l!Climb the stairs and watch the fun, Jumbo. J-Lab is about to close permanently!

[1508] l!Oh yes, baby, watch it blow! Flaming narcotics are my favorite firework.

[1509] l!The J-Lab is history and the Loonies are safe in insanity. You are one real cool cat, Jumbo. Maybe we do business some other day. For now, here's $40,000.

[1511] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1511 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1512] l!Duh!

[1513] l!Getting arrested wasn't so smart, Jumbo.

[1514] JOB FAILED!

[1515] JOB FAILED!

[1531] l!Jumbo! It's me, Elmo. Pizza Cake restaurants keep screwing up my favorite food. Go to the City University, pick up some explosives and teach them a new recipe.

[1532] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1532 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1533] l!Okay, Jumbo, deliver the explosives by hand to Pizza Cake. And don't forget to run away...

[1534] l!Arrested! Things don't get much worse, Jumbo.

[1535] l!You follow bad plans well, Jumbo. Have a deep-fried Pizza Cake and $20,000 to celebrate.

[1536] l!You got FIVE seconds before the dynamite blows. RUN!

[1537] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1537 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1538] l!So much for those shitty explosives. Wait! A Pizza Cake Delivery Truck is on its way. Destroy that instead.

[1539] JOB FAILED!

[1540] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1540 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1600] n!#Hey there, stranger! Welcome to the #Downtown District#. Stick around if you wanna learn what's going down...#

[1601] n!#Apart from neutral areas like this one, the city is carved up between three feuding gangs - the #Zaibatsu# in grey, the #Loonies# in green, and the #Yakuza# in blue.#

[1602] n!#I don't do rough stuff, buddy. Shove your attitude up your ass.#

[1603] n!#Try life in the big city on your own, ya worthless piece-a-shit!#

[1604] n!#You wanna work for a gang, you follow their #colored markers# to their #phones# and pick up a job. But make sure you have enough #respect#...#

[1605] n!Respect# is #everything#, so be careful who you kill. Spilling one gang's blood will reduce their respect for you but increase your standing with a rival gang.#

[1606] n!#Be warned - you start killing innocent people and the #Cops# will bust your balls.#

[1607] n!#By the way, a #Church# like this is the place to #save# your progress - but only after you finish a job, and only if you have #$50,000#.#

[1608] n!#You need transportation and a weapon to get started in this city - and I'm giving you both. There's the car... and there's a #pistol# inside.#

[1609] n!#That wasn't so smart, now was it?#

[1610] n!#Pyromaniac, huh? Well find yourself another vehicle, wise ass.#

[1611] n!#I... I was a cheap snitch who had it coming... But not from a punk like you...#

[1612] n!#Dickwad! There ain't a vehicle in the city that works underwater!#

[1613] n!#You wanna see where the gangs operate? Follow the #big pink marker# to the #Zaibatsu zone# and look out for the men in grey suits. Some of them drive distinct #Z-Type# cars.#

[1614] n!#The next stop is #Loony Land#, home to the guys in bright green nightdresses. Their cars are obvious from the smiling faces on top.#

[1615] n!#Now let's visit the #Yakuza territory#. These fellas dress sharp in the latest blue collection from Milan - and they don't mess around. So be cool.#

[1616] n!#Now you can see how the city's sliced follow the #big pink marker# back to me. I got a little somethin' for ya...#

[1617] n!#I don't know much but I taught you all I know. Here's my #S-Uzi Machine Gun# - plus a #Special Token# for your trouble.#

[1618] z!#The #grey markers# will always point to the nearest #Zaibatsu phones# where jobs may be found for those with sufficient #respect#.#

[1619] z!#Tell your friends! The Zaibatsu Corporation is interested in offering contract work to anyone prepared to keep the Loony population to a minimum.#

[1621] l!#Whoop-whoop! The #green markers# always point to the nearest #Loony phones# where jobs may be found - just so long as you have the #respect#.#

[1622] l!#Hoo-hoo! We Loonies respect people who like killing Yakuza poops.#

[1623] y!#The #blue markers# always point to the nearest #Yakuza phone# where jobs are made available for anyone with enough #respect#.#

[1624] y!#You want Yakuza respect you better start killing Zaibatsu. Simple. The reasons - you will learn!#

[1625] JOB FAILED!

[1626] JOB FAILED!

[1627] JOB FAILED!

[1628] y!Special Tokens# are hidden all around the city. Find them all to gain access to #exclusive gang activities#.#

[1631] y!Kosai! Johnny Zoo here. The Zaibatsu have discovered our experiments with Doctor ZitZaki. He needs help - and fast. Collect the marked car parked at City University.

[1632] y!You failed me at a critical time, Kosai, but I am prepared to overlook your incompetence.

[1633] y!Young and reckless, Kosai... I should have guessed you would wreck the car.

[1634] y!Doctor ZitZaki is safe and Yakuza drug production can continue. Here is $20,000 for a job well done. Perhaps we can work together again, Kosai.

[1635] y!Gone fishing, Kosai? Consider this job over.

[1636] y!Doctor ZitZaki is waiting in the District Hospital. Don't keep him waiting.

[1637] y!Your incompetence killed ZitZaki! This puts strain on your Yakuza ties, Kosai.

[1638] y!Doctor ZitZaki is wary of strangers, Kosai. Sound the horn so he knows it is safe.

[1639] y!Good. Bring Doctor ZitZaki directly to the new J-Lab.

[1640] y!ZitZaki is important to us! Get back in the car!

[1641] y!Stop this stupidity, Kosai. Doctor ZitZaki is waiting at the District Hospital.

[1642] y!You are intolerable, Kosai. Get back in the car and deliver ZitZaki. NOW.

[1643] y!The Cops are a nuisance, Kosai, but I can help you this time.

[1644] JOB FAILED!

[1645] JOB FAILED!

[1646] JOB FAILED!

[1647] Hey, wait for me!

[1648] y!Kosai! Get back there and sound the horn!

[1650] y!Ah, Kosai! Johnny Zoo here. I am having money illegally transferred to my bank account and I need you to help my inside man, Hiroshi. Take the vehicle and firepower provided.

[1651] y!Hiroshi will have moved the money into my account by the time you reach the City Bank to pick him up.

[1652] y!Thank you for your efforts, Kosai. It is with gratitude I give you $20,000.

[1653] y!The odds were always against you pulling through, Kosai. I'm not so sure you have what it takes.

[1654] y!You enjoyed killing those Guards, Kosai. This is the Yakuza way! Look - there's Hiroshi!

[1655] y!SHIT! Someone tipped off the Cops, Kosai! Your Cop Wanted Level has risen. Here's $5,000 so you can respray the car to throw the Cops off your trail.

[1656] y!You shouldn't wreck my cars, Kosai! You are OFF the job!

[1657] y!That was foolish, Kosai.

[1658] y!Stay in the car, Kosai! I will advise you.

[1659] y!This is no time to play around, Kosai.

[1660] y!Very clumsy, Kosai. Next time there is heat on your tail I suggest respraying the vehicle.

[1661] y!Nice respray, Kosai. Now get your ass to the Safehouse to collect your reward.

[1662] y!Bribing Cops is a smart way to reduce your Cop Wanted Level, Kosai. Now go to the Safehouse to collect your reward.

[1663] y!Hiroshi's dead! Shit, Kosai! Don't wait around - head for the Safehouse!

[1664] y!I would quit fooling around if were you, Kosai.

[1665] y!Hiroshi will not come out until the two City Bank Guards are out of the way. What are you waiting for, Kosai?

[1666] y!You must stay in the car to get it resprayed, Kosai.

[1667] y!You fool, Kosai! Could you not have chosen a more appropriate time to take a bath?

[1668] y!You need a respray superfast, Kosai. Get back in the car!

[1669] y!You may think it's cool to be arrested, Kosai, but you are mistaken.

[1670] y!Getting arrested reduces your Cop Wanted Level, Kosai, but now you are unarmed, vulnerable... AND OUT OF A JOB!

[1671] JOB FAILED!

[1672] JOB FAILED!

[1673] JOB FAILED!

[1674] y!IDIOT! Do not think that I will forget this in a hurry!

[1675] y!Kosai! What about Hiroshi?

[1681] z!Hey, Gecko, it's Trey Welsh. An informer is selling Zaibatsu secrets to the Cops. There's a Cop Car parked down at the Cop Station in Zarelli. Steal it.

[1682] z!You only complete jobs if you stay out of trouble, Gecko.

[1683] z!You needed that Cop Car, Gecko. Resignation accepted.

[1684] z!This ain't no submarine, Gecko. You blew it.

[1685] z!Good work, Gecko. Get your ass over to the Train Station in Avalon and meet Shady, the soon-to-be-dead snitch.

[1686] z!Get back in the Cop Car and drive to the Train Station. Shady's waiting!

[1687] z!Shit! That's Shady gone for good. And you just lost the job, Gecko.

[1688] z!Now drive to the Train Station!

[1689] z!Keeping the Zaibatsu Way secure is a full-time job, Gecko. Here's $20,000 for a job well done.

[1690] z!Use the horn, Gecko. He doesn't know it's you.

[1691] z!I think you will find the horn easier to activate from inside the Cop Car, Gecko.

[1692] z!Shady's dead ahead of schedule and that makes me look stupid, Gecko. Disappear!

[1693] z!Come on, Gecko, sound the horn!

[1694] z!Take Shady to the Zaibatsu Car Crusher in North-East Zarelli.

[1695] z!Quit shooting the breeze, Gecko, and get back in the Cop Car.

[1696] z!The Zaibatsu Car Crusher in North-East Zarelli - remember?

[1697] z!Get out of the Cop Car, Gecko, and let the crane take over.

[1698] z!Stop wasting my time, Gecko. Get back in the Cop car and sound that horn!

[1699] Hey, wait for me!

[1700] JOB FAILED!

[1701] z!Hey, Gecko! Our Latin Biologist Doctor Cubana is being tortured for information in one of two Yakuza cars circling the city. Destroy the cars, before he squeals.

[1702] z!People can always be replaced but secrets cannot. Excellent work, Gecko - well worth $60,000.

[1703] z!That was resourceful, Gecko, but one car's still at large!

[1704] z!I am disappointed, Gecko. I didn't expect you to fail.

[1705] z!Doctor Cubana talked and the Yakuza gained many Zaibatsu pharmaceutical secrets. You were tough, Gecko, but not tough enough.

[1706] z!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1706 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1707] JOB FAILED!

[1708] JOB FAILED!

[1715] z!Hey, Gecko! Trey Welsh here. I need used bank notes for my contraband drug operation. Once the Guard makes his pick-up, steal the bank van, but don't get seen or the job's screwed.

[1716] z!Well done, Gecko. I now have $60,000 for you and enough for me to visit the moon. See you when I get back.

[1717] z!Your failure is a pain in my ass, Gecko. Consider yourself persona non grata.

[1718] z!The Bank Van is screwed - much like your Zaibatsu reputation, Gecko.

[1719] z!Is this your idea of clean cash, Gecko? And I thought you had experience.

[1720] z!Killing the Guard was not in the plan, Gecko. Consider yourself off the job.

[1721] z!Steal the Bank Van, Gecko, as soon as the Guard climbs on board.

[1722] z!Grab the Van NOW!

[1723] z!Big problem, Gecko - you have Yakuza on your tail. Shake them before you reach the Safehouse.

[1724] z!It was a simple smash and grab, Gecko. How the hell could you screw that up?

[1725] z!The Yakuza are closing in, Gecko. Shift your ass!

[1726] z!Yes, Gecko! That's one less piece of Yakuza shit!

[1727] z!Back in the Van, Gecko, and get that cash to the Safehouse.

[1728] z!I'm sick of Yakuza interference. Kill the tattooed scum!

[1729] JOB FAILED!

[1730] JOB FAILED!

[1731] JOB FAILED!

[1732] JOB FAILED!

[1741] l!Hey, Jumbo, it's Elmo. The Taxis in this city won't give me a ride. I have chosen three of them for special attention. Go get the first Taxi.

[1742] l!I decide when the Taxis are destroyed, Jumbo. You obviously ain't up for the job. Beat it.

[1743] l!Shit, Jumbo, it's too late - the bastards are on to us! The job's off for now.

[1744] l!Is this what they call a River Taxi?

[1745] l!That was plain stupid, Jumbo, not Loony!

[1746] l!The Taxi's wrecked, Jumbo - and the radio doesn't even work!

[1747] l!That ain't no Water Taxi, Jumbo.

[1748] l!Do your worst, Jumbo. Taxi Drivers must DIE!

[1749] l!Now take the Taxi to the South Docks Car Crusher and get it crushed.

[1750] l!No time for fare dodging, Jumbo. Get back in the Taxi and get on with the job.

[1751] l!Now waste the Taxi Driver!

[1752] l!Good work, Jumbo. Now I get Taxis superquick! I'm giving you $60,000 because I like you so much. Keep in touch!

[1753] l!Stop messing about, Jumbo. It's crusher time!

[1754] l!Get out of the Taxi and enjoy the Crusher Magic, Jumbo.

[1755] l!Uh-oh, wrong Car Crusher, Jumbo. You made me look like a fool and that's hard to do!

[1756] l!Shit, Jumbo, there's two of them! Oh well... Waste them both!

[1757] l!What's with the itchy feet? Get back in the Taxi and get the job done.

[1758] l!Kill the Taxi Drivers, Jumbo!

[1759] l!This is FUN! Back to the South Docks Car Crusher, Jumbo.

[1760] l!You know the score, Jumbo. Out of the Taxi - it's Crusher Time!

[1761] l!Now I'm getting free rides, Jumbo. This is good. Let's mess up one last Taxi, just for fun.

[1762] l!Shit, Jumbo, there's a whole gang of them in this Taxi. Kill them all!

[1763] l!Welcome back, Jumbo! Now kill those scum!

[1764] l!If you want to stay on the job, Jumbo, get back in the Taxi.

[1765] l!Get that Taxi crushed, Jumbo - you know you want to.

[1766] l!Get out of the Taxi so it can be sent to Taxi Heaven.

[1767] l!Cool, Jumbo, but I still can't get a ride. We need to create some chaos so steal another Taxi.

[1768] JOB FAILED!

[1769] JOB FAILED!

[1770] JOB FAILED!

[1771] JOB FAILED!

[1772] l!Hey, Jumbo, it's Elmo. A new Zaibatsu drug mixed with Futuro FM's music is sending people CRAZY. This is bad for our Loony reputation. Get some explosives and stop this madness NOW.

[1773] l!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 1773 TO ALAN JACK AND WILLY MILLS!

[1774] l!Oh, Jumbo. Now what are we to do? Pick ourselves up, dust ourselves down and start all over again.

[1775] l!Cool, you got the explosives. It's a RIOT at Futuro FM, pay them a visit Jumbo and crisp the DJ.

[1776] l!That was your last chance, Jumbo. I'm sure I can never work with you again. Sob.

[1777] l!Nice shooting, Jumbo. You nailed a Zaibatsu guard!

[1778] l!The Zaibatsu are expecting you, Jumbo, so avoid the main gates. Find a back door and dump the explosives by the generator.

[1779] l!Shift ass, Jumbo. You got FIVE seconds till she blows!

[1780] l!Drug-induced madness was a cheap corporate cash-in but you saw through it, Jumbo. Here's $20,000. Let's get wasted!

[1781] JOB FAILED!

[1800] n!#Well done, kid, you managed to piss off the #Yakuza#, #Zaibatsu# AND #Loony# Bosses and now they all want you dead.#

[1801] n!#The #Gang Bosses# have taken this personally and are out to screw you - unless you screw them first!#

[1802] n!#Shit, kid, you beat them all! Here's some advice - move on to the #Residential District# before the shit really hits the fan.#

[1803] n!#That's you out of the running, monkey boy. I'm surprised you even managed to make it this far.#

[1804] n!#Don't think you will be safe in jail. The gangs are EVERYWHERE!#

[1805] n!#NICE! That takes care of the #Zaibatsu# Corporation!#

[1806] n!#OOH! That's lights out for the bonkers mad #Loonies#!#

[1807] n!#HA! The #Yakuza# Brotherhood are orphans!#

[1808] n!#That's the #Zaibatsu Boss#, Trey Welsh! WASTE HIM!#

[1809] n!#That's the #Loony Boss#, Elmo! GET HIM!#

[1810] n!#That's the #Yakuza Boss#, Johnny Zoo! SCREW HIM!#

[1811] n!#No no no! You #cannot save# your state of play while you are #on a job#. Get back to work!#

[1812] n!#Your #status# is #saved#!#

[1813] JOB FAILED!

[1814] JOB FAILED!

[1900] KILL FRENZY!

[1901] Kill #5 people# with #Molotov Cocktails# in #60 seconds#!

[1902] Well done! You did it, baby!

[1903] FRENZY PASSED!

[1904] You made a right mess of that, ya donkey!

[1905] FRENZY FAILED!

[1950] JOB COMPLETE!

[1951] JOB FAILED!

[1952] TUTORIAL!

[1953] THE FINAL JOB!

[1954] RADIO ZA-ZA!

[1955] PIZZA CAKE!

[1956] JOB FAILED!

[1957] JOB FAILED!

[1958] JOB FAILED!

[1959] JOB FAILED!

[1960] JOB FAILED!

[1961] JOB FAILED!

[1962] JOB FAILED!

[1963] JOB FAILED!

[1964] JOB FAILED!

[1965] JOB FAILED!

[1966] JOB FAILED!

[1967] JOB FAILED!

[1968] JOB FAILED!

[1970] WHO'S MAD?

[1971] DESTROY J-LAB!

[1972] DIMENTIA TO GO!

[1973] TAXI DRIVERS MUST DIE!

[1974] GANG WAR A-GO-GO!

[1975] GET ZITZAKI!

[1976] BANK ROBBERY!

[1977] HAPPY GAS SMASH!

[1978] GET GAMA REI!

[1979] FOLLOW THAT TRAITOR!

[1980] SWAT VAN SWIPE!

[1981] STOP THE TANK!

[1982] COP CAR CRUSH!

[1983] WHEELER-DEALING!

[1984] LICK THOSE LOONIES!

[1985] YUTES MUST DIE!

[1986] BIG BANK JOB!

[1987] ARMORED CAR CLASH!

[1988] BANK VAN THEFT!

[1989] You did it! Follow the #big pink marker# to leave the #Downtown District#!

[1990] l!That was silly, Jumbo. Now I'm never going to be a Loony with a Limo.

[1991] l!I wash my hands of anyone who gets arrested.

[1992] KILL FRENZY!

[1993] FRENZY PASSED!

[1994] FRENZY FAILED!

[1995] Get lost, ya bum! It costs #$50,000# to save the state of play here!

[2001] r!Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. Montana has wired some new explosives to the ass of a Pickup and I want you to collect it.

[2002] r!I told you to collect the Pickup, Rooster, not blow it to smithereens.

[2003] r!Fat Boy Jim has hauled his crusty ass out bowling. Park the rigged Pickup by his Trailer and we can test the explosives.

[2004] r!Get back to Fat Boy Jim's trailer, Rooster.

[2005] r!Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster, but don't hang around.

[2006] r!The clock's tickin'! Get ya ass outta the Pickup, Rooster - she's gonna blow!

[2007] r!This ain't joyridin', Rooster. Get back in the Pickup!

[2008] r!Them explosives have to be armed, Rooster. Get back in the Pickup and trigger the bomb!

[2010] r!I weren't intendin' on destroyin' the whole damn Trailer Park, Rooster!

[2011] r!Well looky here, Rooster. Fat Boy Jim was home all along!

[2012] r!This is makin' progress, Rooster. Montana has another Pickup rigged to do some damage. Go 'n' get it.

[2013] r!You ain't too bright, Rooster. Exploding y'self is kinda dumb.

[2014] r!The Zaibatsu have barricaded the key access point to their territory. Gettin' rid o' the barricade could be helpful in the future.

[2015] r!Get your ass back in that wired vehicle, boy!

[2016] r!Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Rooster!

[2017] r!That was the right place, Rooster. Get back and park the damn Pickup!

[2018] r!Get out of the Pickup - she's gonna blow!

[2019] r!Arm the explosives inside the Pickup, Rooster!

[2020] r!Just exactly where did you learn to blow up absolutely nothin', Rooster? You find yourself another job!

[2021] r!Yee-ha! Them Zaibatsu don't know what hit 'em! Here's $30,000. Keep this up and you could end up one of the Good Ol' Boys. An' there's always plenty work for them, Rooster.

[2022] r!Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. I'm real pissed with the Zaibatsu and SRS troublin' us so I want you to make 'em trouble each other. Go steal a Zaibatsu Z-Type.

[2023] r!Right on! Drive over to the SRS area and start killin' Scientists!

[2024] r!You ain't got a Z-Type, Rooster! Go get one!

[2025] r!What you playin' at, Rooster? That Z-Type is good fer nothin' now.

[2026] r!Time fer killin', Rooster! Run down 50 Scientists with the Zaibatsu Z-Type.

[2027] r!Feelin' yella, Rooster? Get back to the SRS Compound!

[2028] r!You did it, Rooster! Now steal an SRS Meteor and drive into Zaibatsu Village.

[2029] r!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2029 TO STEVE BANKS OR STEVE TAYLOR!

[2030] r!Get on down to Zaibatsu Village and start killin' Zaibatsu!

[2031] r!I said steal a Meteor, Rooster. C'mon, boy!

[2032] r!You drive like my alcoholic blind grandmother, Rooster. Without the Meteor you ain't nuthin'. Get back to the phones. }

[2033] r!Kill 50 of them there Zaibatsu with your SRS Meteor, Rooster!

[2034] r!Where you goin', Rooster? Get back to the Village NOW.

[2035] r!Yee-ha! We got Zaibatsu killin' Scientists and Scientists killin' Zaibatsu... You sure are The Man, Rooster! Have $30,000 fer yer fine work.

[2036] r!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2036 TO STEVE BANKS OR STEVE TAYLOR!

[2037] r!There ain't no time limit, boy, but I'm getting' sober waitin' here!

[2039] r!You ain't worth shit, boy. You blew it in SRS territory!

[2041] r!You ain't squat, boy. You blew it in the #The Village#!

[2042] r!Time fer killin', Rooster! Run down 20 Scientists with the Zaibatsu Z-Type.

[2043] r!Kill 20 of them there Zaibatsu with your SRS Meteor, Rooster!

[2051] r!Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob Bean. I fancy killin' myself some Zaibatsu Hitmen but they found out and I'm a little slow on the draw. Can you start assassinatin' 'em fer me?

[2052] r!You got one, Rooster! Shoot, we got seven more comin'!

[2053] r!Hell, it's Hitman Season! Six to go!

[2054] r!What an UGLY son-of-a-bitch! Five to kill, Rooster!

[2055] r!You chewin' special jerky, Rooster? I make it four more to kill!

[2056] r!Hot damn, you are FAST! Three Zaibatsu Killers to go!

[2057] r!They are outta my league, Rooster! Two Assassins remainin'!

[2058] r!C'mon, Rooster - one killer to kill!

[2059] r!Jesus H Christ, Rooster! I seen some dumb-ass shit in my time but that beats all!

[2060] r!I think that's it, Rooster! Shit, are you the Number One Assassin Assassinator!

[2061] r!Hey! Zaibatsu Mercenary Flambo Cortez is in town! He's at the Grand Central Train Station Car Park and guarded well - but I KNOW you can handle him and his pussies.

[2062] r!You sure showed those soapy Zaibatsu who's boss! Here's $50,000.

[2063] z!Ha! I am Flambo Cortez and my mercenary machine is special Z-Construction!

[2064] r!Jesus H Christ! There was me thinkin' you were hot, Rooster, but now I know you ain't worth spit.

[2065] r!This Flambo has some fancy protected vehicle, Rooster. You rig up a Car Bomb and park it beside him, just for fun.

[2070] Use the Rocket Launcher to kill 20 people in 60 seconds!

[2071] KILL FRENZY!

[2072] FRENZY PASSED!

[2073] FRENZY FAILED!

[2101] r!Hey, Rooster! Billy Bob Bean here. The Cop Chief is expecting a shiny new Benson but he's been givin' me shit so I want to surprise him. So steal me a Benson!

[2102] r!Jus' like you this vehicle ain't good for nothin', Rooster. I need a new Benson!

[2103] r!I do believe the Cop Chief is expectin' his Benson in one piece, Rooster.

[2104] r!Praise The Lord, Rooster! Take this here Benson to Buckwheat's Crane and await the SIGN!

[2105] r!Montana's got the explosives ready at the Trailer Park but he needs $5,000. Now you kill for cash if you need to, Rooster!

[2106] r!This ain't Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster! Get back in the Benson!

[2107] r!The clock's tickin', Rooster. Get the Benson to Montana's Bomb Shop!

[2108] r!Can we PLEASE get the Benson to Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster?

[2109] r!Get another Truck Cab, Rooster, and make it FAST.

[2110] r!That was real stupid destroyin' the Trailer, Rooster. Now how are we gonna transport the Benson?

[2111] r!Easy, Rooster. You go back and get the Trailer now.

[2112] r!Drive the Trailer over to Buckwheat's Crane, Rooster, and get that there Benson loaded!

[2113] n!Oh, baby! My new Benson! Rolling hills here we come! Here's $50,000.

[2114] r!Dwight T has a trailer. Find a Truck Cab, Rooster, and we got ourselves transportation fer the Benson.

[2115] r!Get back in the Truck cab, Rooster!

[2116] r!Park the Trailer and let Buckwheat dump his load.

[2117] r!GodDAMN son-of-a-bitch! Will you move your slack ass to Buckwheat's Crane!

[2118] r!Deliver this Benson safe, Rooster, and I might just give you a shot at ma' Mary-Joe Bean.

[2119] r!That's what I call a Truck Cab, Rooster. Now go get Dwight T's Trailer.

[2120] r!You screwed up just about as much as is humanly possible, boy. We ain't needin' your sorta help no more. Scat!

[2121] r!Hey! Unless I'm mistaken, Rooster, there's a Goddamn job to be done here.

[2122] r!He was waiting for a Benson, Rooster, not bakin' foil!

[2123] r!I'm gettin' tired of bein' messed around, boy. Get y'rself a Truck Cab!

[2124] r!The Trailer ain't gonna drive itself, Rooster. Get back in that Truck Cab!

[2125] r!Leave the Trailer near the Cop Crane!

[2126] r!You deaf, boy? I said leave the Trailer near the Cop Crane!

[2127] r!Pick up the Trailer, Rooster!

[2128] r!Get back in that Truck Cab, Rooster.

[2129] r!Let's see Montana's fireworks roast this Pig! Squeal, little piggy!

[2130] r!Is that what I tol' you to do, Rooster?

[2151] r!Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I want to surprise Jungle Montana with a Tank fer his birthday. How about you drivin' over to the Army Base and stealin' me one?

[2152] r!They guard that Army Base real well, Rooster. You get what I mean!

[2153] r!Get your butt out of there quick, boy, and head for the Mobile RV - pronto!

[2154] r!I want that Tank, Rooster, so get back in!

[2155] r!I even bought the card, Rooster, and you go an' screw up the present. Now I'm pissed.

[2156] r!That's fine work, Rooster. You take this $50,000 and you give me a call real soon, y' hear? There's always plenty work for the likes of you at Mobile RV.

[2160] r!Rooster! Billy Bob here! Me an' the boys are lookin' fer fun down SRS way. You bein' a Good Ol' Boy an' all you wanna join in the fun? First to destroy five Meteors is The King!

[2161] r!Here we are, Rooster! Start bustin' up them Meteors!

[2162] r!Where you off to, son? Get back to SRS territory!

[2163] r!You sure got a taste for it, Rooster! C'mon, let's do the Zaibatsu. Head over to The Village. Yee-ha!

[2164] r!You play with fire, son, you gonna get burned!

[2165] r!Look at them pretty Z-Types! First one to FIVE is The King.

[2166] r!GodDAMN, Rooster! Get your ass back into The Village.

[2167] r!We sure are BUZZIN' from the fun, son! Here - here's a $70,000 bonus. C'mon, Rooster, it's King Karaoke at RV and YOU are up first!

[2168] r!What's up, boy? You got a target tattooed on that there yella belly?

[2211] r!Hey, Rooster, it's Billy Bob. I had me some bad times with the Alma Mater Prison Guards some years ago and now it's time for payback. Only first we gotta get you inside...

[2212] r!You want to get inside Alma Mater, boy, you need to get arrested. The Cops have to think you are sellin' Beany Liquor.

[2213] r!Meet our Liquor-Man outside the Strip Club and the Cops will soon find you. We will make contact inside Alma Mater.

[2214] n!I heard you got some Beany Liquor for me?

[2215] GOING DOWN!

[2216] r!Not bad, son, you made it inside. Now locate The Hump - he's got your instructions.

[2217] n!You made it! Hot DAMN! Take this here Emergency Keycard and get a Uniform and a S-Uzi Machine Gun from the Guard Room.

[2218] r!The Prisoners will start riotin' when you start shootin'. When the riot starts you kill all the guards.

[2219] n!SHIT! We got a RIOT on our hands!

[2220] r!Super shootin', Rooster. You need to use the Emergency Keycard on the locking mechanisms to blow open the prison gates.

[2223] r!The Emergency Keycard will overheat the locking mechanisms and the prison gates will open.

[2224] r!Hey, Rooster, the gates are open! Hot DAMN - the bridge is still up! You are gonna have to use a vehicle to cross that there gap.

[2225] r!The Cops are lookin' for you, Rooster. Get over to Disgracelands and change clothes.

[2226] r!The Cops are comin'! Get back in the vehicle and DRIVE!

[2227] r!You killed everyone, Rooster, and that weren't the deal. Now the Good Ol' Boys are bayin' for blood!

[2228] r!Yee-ha! Them butt-slappin', shit-suckin' Guards are face down for the last time. Rooster, you really are a trouble-maker extraordinaire! Here - you take this $70,000.

[2229] r!Setting you up for Alma Mater ain't easy, Rooster, so stop screwin' things up!

[2230] r!How can I serve vengeance on those Guards if you can't hold it together?

[2231] r!If getting arrested was part of the plan, Rooster, I would have told you. I reckon you oughta get back to the phones.

[2232] PRISON

[2272] s!Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. Zaibatsu Operatives have secret SRS data and I want it back. #Steal# a #Taxi# and keep it in one piece - too much destruction will alert the Cops.

[2273] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2273 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!

[2274] s!Killing a Z-Operative places you under Zaibatsu surveillance, THC-303. Marked men are no use to me!

[2275] s!I told you, THC-303 - keeping the #Taxi# in one piece was important. You are OFF the job.

[2276] s!The first Zaibatsu is waiting by the #Clock Tower#. He suspects nothing.

[2277] s!Do not leave the #Taxi#, THC-303!

[2278] s!Sound the #horn#, THC-303.

[2279] z!#Taxi#! You are early. Where are the others?

[2280] s!Good, THC-303. Pick up the #second# Z-Operative.

[2281] z!At last! Taxi!

[2282] s!Well done, THC-303. Now find the #third# Z-Man.

[2283] s!About time! Here is my Z-ID.

[2284] s!Only #one# Z-Operative to collect, THC-303.

[2285] z!Ooh, is there a party going on in here?

[2286] s!Drive our Zaibatsu friends to the #South-East Dock Crane#, THC-303.

[2287] s!Get out of the car, THC-303, and watch the Zaibatsu die!

[2288] s!Efficient and effective work, THC-303. Here is #$30,000#. Spend it productively.

[2300] s!Ah, THC-303. Dr LaBrat here. The #Zaibatsu# and #Rednecks# want a peace meeting so I'm taking the opportunity to perform an experiment. Collect the old #Factory Bus# and I will unravel my plan.

[2301] s!First, collect the #Redneck# delegation from #Cobbs Store# in #Mobile RV#.

[2302] s!Unfortunately, THC-303, the #Bus# was critical to the success of my plan. Consider yourself fired.

[2303] s!Please get back on the #Bus#, THC-303. I have a plan - remember?

[2304] r!Okay, boys, get on the #Bus# - and no spittin'!

[2305] s!Now drive to The #Ol' Banjo# and pick up some more White Trash.

[2306] r!C'mon, climb aboard!

[2307] s!Drive with haste to the Zaibatsu #Village#, THC-303, and collect the #Zaibatsu# delegates.

[2308] z!Climb aboard, Z-Operatives. But do not communicate with the Rednecks.

[2309] s!Okay, THC-303, only one more #Zaibatsu# group to collect.

[2310] z!All aboard, Z-Men.

[2311] s!Now be careful, THC-303. Bring them all back to the #Scientist Research Center# - and fast.

[2312] s!You did well, THC-303. Now get off the #Bus# and let my SRS Clones take it from here.

[2313] s!You killed a delegate, THC-303. Now the truce is off and my perfect plan is in tatters.

[2314] s!THC-303 you imbecile. Now we are on the verge of a gang war.

[2315] s!Congratulations, THC-303. I can see your talents developing under my auspices. Here is #$30,000# for your hard work.

[2316] s!Ah, THC-303. Dr LaBrat here. The #Zaibatsu# and #Rednecks# want a peace meeting so I'm taking the opportunity to perform an experiment. Collect the old #Limo# and I will unravel my plan.

[2317] s!Unfortunately, THC-303, the #Limo# was critical to the success of my plan. Consider yourself fired.

[2318] s!Please get back on the #Limo#, THC-303. I have a plan - remember?

[2319] r!Okay, boys, get on the #Limo# - and no spittin'!

[2320] s!You did well, THC-303. Now get off the #Limo# and let my SRS Clones take it from here.

[2351] s!Ah, THC-303! Dr LaBrat here. SRS research suggests the #Zaibatsu# population is on the rise. Please visit #The Village# and reduce their number to a more acceptable statistical median.

[2352] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2352# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2353] s!Here you are at #The Village#, THC-303. Now I don't care which ones you kill - just so long as you kill #47# of them.

[2354] s!What are you doing, THC-303? You haven't killed enough #Zaibatsu# yet. Get back in #The Village#.

[2355] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2355# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2356] s!Come on, THC-303! Kill! Kill! Kill!

[2357] s!Keep it up, THC-303!

[2358] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2358# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2359] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2359# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2360] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2360# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2361] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2361# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2362] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2362# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2363] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2363# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2364] s!Mmm... The #Zaibatsu# were too tough for you after all, THC-303. I miscalculated the odds.

[2365] s!Wonderful work, THC-303 - worthy of #$50,000#.

[2366] s!Here you are at #The Village#, THC-303. Now I don't care which ones you kill - just so long as you kill #17# of them.

[2391] s!Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. The Professor wants to #experiment# on a #Redneck# and has chosen the one they call #Gran'pa#. First you need to win their confidence...

[2392] s!Head over to the #Opry Car Park# and meet with Gran'pa's grandson Dirk. You need his #Pickup# to kidnap #Gran'pa#.

[2393] s!The job is over for you, THC-303. Without the #Pickup# you won't ever get #Gran'pa#.

[2394] r!Hey there, City Boy! You here to race? Anyone who beats mah record fer huntin' down and killin' #THREE# escaped #Loonies# wins mah #Pickup#.

[2395] r!Take your pick from these fine automobiles and the clock will start to tick!

[2396] r!Drive fast, City Boy, and you might just get mah #Pickup#. Don't bother tryin' to get out of that car - the doors are locked shut! Hoo-hah!

[2397] r!Killing #Rednecks# at this stage of the job wasn't clever, THC-303. Now it's pointless carrying on.

[2398] s!Destroying the Redneck vehicles makes no friends, THC-303.

[2399] r!Ready? Steady! Go, Boy! #GO!#

[2400] r!GodDAMN you are one superfast son-of-a-bitch! I hate to say this but... mah #Pickup#'s all yours, City Boy!

[2401] s!Well done, THC-303. Now go to the #Ol' Banjo# and collect #Gran'pa#.

[2402] s!IMBECILE, you couldn't even keep the #Pickup# in once piece, THC-303! This job is OVER.

[2403] s!A dead old man is no use for what The Professor has in mind, THC-303. You are off the job.

[2404] s!Don't keep me waiting, THC-303. Get back in the #Pickup# and bring #Gran'pa# to the #Research Center#!

[2405] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2405# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2406] s!There's #Gran'pa#. He's old and blind but he should recognize the sound of Dirk's #Pickup#... Sound the #horn# to get his attention.

[2407] r!Hey there, young fella! Go easy on that horn! I'm comin'.

[2408] s!Smooth, THC-303. You are a cool operator. Please accept #$50,000# with our thanks for all your hard work.

[2409] s!Fantastic, THC-303. Bring #Gran'pa# to the #Research Center# - in one piece. Do not let the #Rednecks# catch you.

[2410] s!Now that was silly, THC-303. Now there's no way to complete this job!

[2411] s!Sheesh, City Boy, you got lead in your ass? Get outta here!

[2412] s!Get back in the #Pickup#, THC-303, and get #Gran'pa#!

[2415] s!THC-303 - it's Dr LaBrat. Drunken #Rednecks# are using our high-powered #Generators# for target practise. Go now and prepare to protect our power source.

[2416] s!We need at least #ONE Generator# intact, THC-303, so defend them well. The #Rednecks# are on the move. We should have auxiliary power on line in #TWO minutes#.

[2417] s!THC-303, we lost a Generator! Kill the #Rednecks#!

[2418] s!A Generator is down, THC-303! Kill the #Rednecks#!

[2419] s!There goes a Generator, THC-303! Kill the #Rednecks#!

[2420] s!Your poor performance has cost us dear, THC-303. That will be all for now. #Dismissed!#

[2421] s!Excellent, THC-303. We are still at full power. Here's #$50,000#.

[2422] s!You only lost one Generator, THC-303, so we have no need for auxiliary power. Here's #$30,000#.

[2423] s!Well, THC-303, at least we still have one operational Generator to take the strain. Here's #$10,000#.

[2424] s!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2424# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2460] GRAN'PA WE LOVE YOU!

[2461] REDNECK ATTACK!

[2462] TAXI TRAITOR TEST!

[2463] WATER CARRY ON!

[2464] SCIENCE FRICTION!

[2465] FIRE TRUCK FUN!

[2466] OPERATION Z!

[2467] VALDEZ ALERT!

[2468] LAW ENFORCEMENT LARCENY!

[2469] MURDER IN THE MALL!

[2470] DISTRACTION ACTION!

[2471] s!Hello, THC-303, it's Dr LaBrat. Our prototype #remote-control Taxi# needs a good operator - like you. If you perform well further work will be made available.

[2472] s!Take the #Taxi# around the Test Track for #FIVE# laps - and if you beat the record the job is yours.

[2473] GO!

[2474] 1

[2475] 2

[2476] 3

[2477] 4

[2478] 5

[2484] s!Excellent, THC-303! You beat the time. Don't worry about the mess - we haven't had time to test the system properly.

[2485] s!Bad luck, THC-303. You gave it your best shot - but your best just wasn't good enough.

[2486] s!Think you can handle test-driving the #remote-control Taxi# around town? Well that's the job.

[2487] s!We need you to pick up #THREE# suspected #SRS Traitors#, THC-303. Off you go - get the first one.

[2488] s!Now the #SRS Traitor# is in the #Taxi#, THC-303 - DESTROY IT!

[2489] s!Ah, just what I need - a Taxi.

[2490] s!This #SRS Traitor# must also die!

[2491] s!It should always look like an accident, THC-303. Sometimes your enthusiasm overtakes you.

[2492] s!Come on, THC-303!

[2493] s!It's a pleasure to watch you work, THC-303. You deserve this #$70,000#.

[2494] s!Oh, so slow, THC-303. Have you been up all night? No jobs for the sleepy snail!

[2495] S!Here is another #Taxi#, THC-303.

[2511] s!THC-303! Dr LaBrat here. We need you to shut down the #H2000 Water Company#, no questions asked.

[2512] s!#Destroy# the #FOUR Turbines# and await further instruction. Oh yes - beware of the guards.

[2513] s!How could you fail such a simple task, THC-303? Find a new job.

[2514] s!Excellent, THC-303. Now all you need to do is #destroy# the #Generator# and the H2000 Water Company will have to call in the plumbers! Ha ha ha!

[2515] s!Get out of there fastTHC-303! The guards are on your tail!

[2516] s!I have SRS Clones who can help you, THC-303!

[2517] s!Well done, THC-303. Now the H2000 Water Company is high and dry and we can continue with our cunning plan. Have #$70,000# for your outstanding contribution.

[2551] z!Gecko! Red Valdez here. I need you to bomb the SRS #Clone Test Center# so it looks like a Redneck attack. Montana's #Pickup# is loaded with lethal explosives. Steal it.

[2552] z!A smoking #Pickup# is no way to destroy a building, Gecko. This job is over for you.

[2553] z!Working well, Gecko! Park the #Pickup# at the South End of the Clone Test Center.

[2554] z!Complete your job, Gecko. Park the #Pickup# beside the Clone Test Center.

[2555] z!Arm the explosives with your trigger finger, Gecko. But don't wait around!

[2556] z!She's gonna blow, Gecko! Get out of the #Pickup#!

[2557] z!Get back in that #Pickup#, Gecko!

[2558] z!Get back in the #Pickup# and arm the explosives, Gecko!

[2559] z!The secret of good comedy is timing, Gecko. Well, I don't find your timing funny.

[2560] z!Holy shit, Gecko! What a BANG! What a BLAST! Have #$30,000# for a job well done.

[2561] z!That should keep the SRS busy for a while. You are one sick operator, Gecko - but I like it! I'm giving you $15,000 plus a $15,000 bonus for style.

[2591] z!Gecko! Red Valdez here. A new #SRS Flamethrower# is being transported across the city in an SRS Security Van - and I want it.

[2592] z!The #Security Van# has a new locking mechanism which can't be opened by conventional methods. The driver might be persuaded to get out by the Cops...

[2593] z!OK, Gecko, here's the deal - #steal# a #Cop Car#.

[2594] z!That's useful - a spare #Cop Uniform#. Nice fit!

[2595] z!When you steal the Cop Car, Gecko, stay in it!

[2596] s!Can I help you, officer?

[2597] z!The #Prototype Flamethrower# was unique, Gecko, and foolishly you destroyed it. I suggest you take a break.

[2598] z!Was that fun, Gecko? You better steal another #Cop Car# - NOW!

[2599] z!Excellent, Gecko. Bring the #Security Van# to #The Village# and park it in my #Garage#.

[2600] z!This is no time for fun, Gecko. Get back in the #Security Van# and get to #The Village# NOW!

[2601] z!Fantastic, Gecko. This particular #Flamethrower# will only operate in conjunction with a #Fire Truck#. So what are you waiting for? Go get a Fire Truck!

[2602] z!Bring the #Fire Truck# to #The Village#!

[2603] z!We need the #Fire Truck#, Gecko - NOW!

[2604] z!Stop wasting time, Gecko. Get me a #Fire Truck#!

[2605] z!Super, Gecko! My Z-Technicians will have the #Flamethrower# attached in seconds.

[2606] z!That #Fire Truck# was invaluable, Gecko. Your employment has been terminated!

[2607] z!He was the Chief Z-Technician, Gecko! Only an idiot would kill him.

[2608] z!Now the new Fire Truck is ready let's put it to the test! Head for #Mobile RV# and barbecue at least #30# Rednecks!

[2609] z!The Zaibatsu do not play games, Gecko! Get in the #Fire Truck# and drive to #Mobile RV#.

[2610] z!Great! Get cooking, Gecko!

[2611] z!This job's hot, Gecko! Get back in the #Fire Truck# and cook the Rednecks.

[2612] z!Get back to #Mobile RV# and cook those Rednecks!

[2613] z!Keep on burning the Rednecks until I tell you to stop!

[2614] z!This job's hot, Gecko! Get back in the #Fire Truck# and cook the Rednecks!

[2615] z!Scorcher, Gecko! The Rednecks are roasting and the SRS are taking the blame! We have many jobs for the resourceful. In the meantime, please accept #$30,000#.

[2616] z!Now the new Fire Truck is ready let's put it to the test! Head for #Mobile RV# and barbecue at least #10# Rednecks!

[2641] z!Gecko - it's Red Valdez. The Rednecks and Scientists are moving new contraband around this city and I want it ALL. I want you to bring me #FOUR# loaded vehicles.

[2642] z!There's a #Pickup# full of pills at the #Redneck Bowling Alley#. Go get it, Gecko.

[2643] z!Well stolen, Gecko! Now park the #Pickup# in my #Garage# in #The Village#.

[2644] z!No time for screwing around, Gecko. Bring the #Pickup# to #The Village#.

[2645] z!The #Pickup# is trashed! You are OFF the job, Gecko!

[2646] z!A #Meteor# driving across the city contains #Clone Serum# and two hot #Bio-Bitches#. Stop it and steal it.

[2647] s!What are you doing? This car is OURS.

[2648] z!Incompetence, Gecko! The #Meteor# is smashed, the #Clone Serum# is lost and I have balls like water-filled balloons. Disappear!

[2649] z!Storming, Gecko! Park the #Meteor# in my #Garage# in #The Village#.

[2650] z!That #Meteor# has a massive Street Value, Gecko. Get in it and get it to the #The Village# NOW!

[2651] z!Tricky one next, Gecko. Steal #Bean's Red Limousine# from #Disgracelands#.

[2652] z!The guards are wasted on Beany Liquor, Gecko, but #Disgracelands# is still tough to breach.

[2653] z!Bean only had one #Red Limousine# and you smoked it. Back to the phones, Gecko.

[2654] z!A few fat lines and I will feel like #The King# in this baby. Park it in the #The Village# - fast!

[2655] z!The car is vintage but your style is geriatric, Gecko! Get in #Bean's Limousine# and get to #The Village#.

[2656] z!Now I need a certain #Cop Car#, Gecko. But first you need to get a #Truck Cab#.

[2657] z!You are collecting a #Trailer#, Gecko, so you need a #Truck Cab#.

[2658] z!Back in the #Truck Cab#, Gecko, and get to that #Crane#!

[2659] z!That's the only #Cop Car# I ever needed in one piece, Gecko, and you mess it up. Call me when you learn the rules.

[2660] z!You are like a clown in a cheap Circus, Gecko. Hook up the #Trailer# to the #Truck Cab#.

[2661] z!Head up over to #The Village# where our #Crane# will unload the #Cop Car#.

[2662] z!Park the #Cop Car#, Gecko. I'm looking forward to playing Cops And Robbers. Ha ha ha.

[2663] z!You exude Zaibatsu style as our Number One Covert Operative, Gecko. Your performance was well worth #$50,000#. Fancy joining me to bang a Bio-Bitch?

[2664] z!Stealing the #Trailer# was tough, Gecko, but I expected more from you.

[2665] z!You know where to go, Gecko. Now park it!

[2666] z!Park the damn #Cop Car#!

[2667] z!Good, Gecko. Now collect the #Trailer# from behind the #Cop Station#.

[2671] BLOW JOB!

[2672] DOUBLE-CROSS CRUSH!

[2673] GREATEST HITS!

[2674] BENSON BURNER!

[2791] s!Why should we respect you enough to do business? Impress us!

[2792] s!Who are you? You are advised to leave this area and return only once you have killed some Zaibatsu scum.

[2793] s!You are already on a job! Come back when you are finished!

[2794] s!Fooling around with the SRS is inadvisable, young man.

[2795] s!Why should we do business with friends of the Zaibatsu?

[2796] s!We simply refuse to do business with friends of the Zaibatsu.

[2797] s!We do not give work to friends of the Zaibatsu.

[2798] s!You already took this job and finished it!

[2799] s!You already took this job and made a mess of it!

[2801] r!Come back when we got good reason to respect you more!

[2802] r!Who the shit are you? Get out of our territory! Go kill some Scientist scum!

[2803] r!Listen, stupid - come back when you finish the job you are on.

[2804] r!Mess with us and we will screw you up!

[2805] r!We don't go givin' jobs to anyone in bed with the Scientists!

[2806] r!We don't do business with no Scientist lovers!

[2807] r!We ain't dealin' with no shit-suckin' Scientist types!

[2808] r!Shit-head! You already done this job!

[2809] r!Shit-head! You already screwed up this job!

[2811] z!We have too little respect for you at this time. Disappear!

[2812] z!Who do you think you are? Get out of our area and kill some Redneck scum!

[2813] z!You are already doing a job! Come back when you are finished.

[2814] z!Be warned - we do not tolerate those who dare cross our path.

[2815] z!We refuse to do business with respected Rednecks!

[2816] z!We will NEVER give work to ANYONE respected by the Rednecks!

[2817] z!We will never do business with friends of the Rednecks!

[2818] z!DEAD BRIEF

[2819] z!DEAD BRIEF

[2850] z!Gecko - Red Valdez here. I want you to infiltrate the #SRS Research Center# and destroy their #Cold Fusion Generators#. Some Z-Men will join you shortly.

[2851] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2851 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2852] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2852 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2853] z!You killed a Z-Operative! Very stupid, Gecko!

[2854] z!We have been pumping iron since birth! This puny vehicle will not hold our girth!

[2855] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2855 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2856] z!Access to the #Research Center# appears impossible but we have found a way - over a line of rooftop ramps and then on to and along the old #Railway Track#.

[2867] z!We will need transport, Operative! I recommend a fast car.

[2868] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2868 TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2869] z!Do not leave the Z-Men, Gecko. Get back in the vehicle!

[2870] z!Super driving, Gecko! Get out of the vehicle and use the #Rocket Launcher# to destroy the #TWO Cold Fusion Generators#.

[2871] z!There are #Anti-Blast Suit Dispensers# on the walkways leading to each Generator, Gecko. You can't miss them. But beware the #SRS Guards# - they won't be so forgiving.

[2872] z!#Generator One# ELIMINATED!

[2873] z!#Generator Two# ANNIHILATED!

[2874] z!Unlike you, Gecko, the #Cold Fusion Generators# are still working.

[2875] z!Well done, Gecko. Cold Fusion will remain a laboratory myth. Have #$50,000#. Stay in touch!

[2876] z!Access to the #Research Center# appears impossible but we have found a way!

[2881] z!Red Valdez here! I have some extra special jobs in line for you, Gecko. But first I need to know just how tough you are. Can you steal a #SWAT Van#?

[2882] z!Stylish, Gecko! Bring the #SWAT Van# to my #Garage#.

[2883] z!Stop burning time, Gecko. I want a #SWAT Van#!

[2884] z!So you can handle a SWAT Team. But do you have what it takes to steal a #Special Agent Car#, Gecko? Go for it!

[2885] z!Cool, Gecko! Park the #Special Agent Car# at my #Garage#.

[2886] z!GECKO! I wanted a #Special Agent Car# - remember?

[2887] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2887 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!

[2888] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2888 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!

[2889] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 2889 TO STEVES BANKS AND TAYLOR!

[2890] z!I can see you have a great future ahead of you, Gecko. For your splendid performance I give you... How does #$50,000# sound?

[2891] z!Mention the Zaibatsu, Gecko, and the torture will be eternal.

[2892] z!Clearly you are not suitable for the more challenging work I have in mind, Gecko. I suggest you take the time to improve your pathetic skills.

[2900] z!You are talking to the Zaibatsu. You can probably see some of us now - the cool-looking characters dressed in grey.

[2901] z!You want our respect? Try disposing of filthy Rednecks!

[2902] r!This here's the Rednecks, boy! You might be lookin' at some of us now - the fine-lookin' folk with gorgeous red hair.

[2903] r!You want our respect? You waste some of them smart-ass Scientists!

[2904] s!You are talking to the Scientists, young man. You can probably see some of us now - the clever chaps in yellow.

[2905] s!Would you like our respect? We would be most impressed if you chose to eliminate some Zaibatsu.

[2910] HEY! You now have enough cash to leave this District. Follow the marker if you want to leave!

[2911] You don't have enough money to leave this District. You need $3,000,000!

[2940] z!Ah, Gecko! Red Valdez here. I'm curious to see how well you handle extreme situations. Some Z-Men will join you shortly. Your destination is The Mall.

[2941] z!YOU expect US to fit into THAT pathetic little vehicle?

[2942] z!It is not Zaibatsu Policy to go anywhere on foot. Bring us some transport!

[2943] z!Get back in the car, Gecko. The Z-Men are programmed to follow you.

[2944] z!Now here's the deal. Kill 100 Scientists in The Mall - but no vehicles, understand! I want to see how well you can handle firepower under duress.

[2945] z!Return to The Mall, Gecko, and kill the Scientists!

[2946] z!That was a bitterly disappointing display, Gecko.

[2947] z!Commendable combat skills, Gecko! Here's #$70,000# in recognition of your ruthlessness.

[2948] z!Now here's the deal. Kill 20 Scientists in The Mall - but no vehicles, understand! I want to see how well you can handle firepower under duress.

[2954] TANKS-GIVING!

[2955] GANG CAR BANG!

[2956] PENAL TIES!

[2957] SINK OR SWIM!

[2958] FAKE TRUCE!

[2959] LABRAT'S PLAN!

[2960] z!Gecko - it's Red Valdez. I need you to create a diversion - something to distract the Cops. Go to the #Video Store# for further directions.

[2961] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2961# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2962] n!Head up the #steps# and across the #pipes# to get inside the #Cop Station#. Destroy the rooftop #Generator# to open the exit then steal the #Trailer# with a #Special Agent Car# on it.

[2963] z!Idiot! The job is impossible with the #Trailer# destroyed!

[2964] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2964# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2965] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2965# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2966] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2966# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2967] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2967# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2968] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2968# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2969] z!SHIT! Destroying the #Generator# has set off an #alarm#! Get the #Truck#, Gecko - and get the hell out of there!

[2970] z!Distract the Cops and #avoid# getting #arrested# for #ONE minute#. That should give me just enough time to pull off the little job I have planned.

[2971] z!The destruction of the #Truck# means the operation is over, Gecko.

[2972] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2972# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2973] z!How dare you detach the #Trailer#! Forget it - the job's OFF!

[2974] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #2974# TO STEVE BANKS AND STEVE TAYLOR!

[2975] z!That was perfect, Gecko. Ha ha! One day perhaps I might share the reason for my mirth with you. For now, here's #$70,000#.

[2996] Come back when you ain't on a job!

[2997] Your status has been saved!

[2998] Mission Failed!

[2999] Mission Complete!

[3001] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3001 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3002] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3002 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3003] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3003 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3004] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3004 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3005] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3005 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3006] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3006 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3007] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3007 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3008] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3008 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3009] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3009 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3010] n!Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3011] n!Use a #Tank# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3012] n!Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3013] n!Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3014] n!Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #20 Cop Cars# in #60 seconds#!

[3015] n!Use this #Car# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3016] n!Use this #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3017] n!Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3018] n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3019] n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3020] n!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3021] n!Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3022] n!Use a #Flamethrower# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3023] n!Use a #Flamethrower# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3024] n!Use an #ElectroGun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3025] n!Use an #ElectroGun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3026] n!Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3027] n!Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3028] n!Use a #Shotgun# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3029] n!Use a #Shotgun# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3030] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3030 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3031] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3031 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3032] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3032 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3033] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3033 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3034] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3034 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3035] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3035 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3036] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3036 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3037] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3037 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3038] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3038 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3039] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3039 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3040] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3040 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3041] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3041 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3042] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3042 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3043] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3043 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3044] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3044 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3045] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3045 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3046] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3046 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3047] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3047 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3048] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3048 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3049] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3049 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3050] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3050 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3051] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3051 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3052] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3052 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3053] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3053 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3054] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3054 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3055] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3055 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3056] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3056 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3057] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3057 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3058] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3058 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3059] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3059 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3060] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3060 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3061] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3061 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3062] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3062 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3063] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3063 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3064] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3064 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3065] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3065 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3066] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3066 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3067] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3067 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3068] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3068 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3069] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3069 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3070] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3070 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3071] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3071 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3072] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3072 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3073] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3073 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3074] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3074 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3075] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3075 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3076] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3076 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3077] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3077 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3078] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3078 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3079] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3079 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3080] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3080 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3081] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3081 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3082] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3082 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3083] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3083 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3084] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3084 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3085] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3085 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3086] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3086 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3087] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3087 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3088] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3088 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3089] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3089 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3090] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3090 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3091] k!We need to have more respect for you before you can dance with us!

[3092] k!This is the karmic Krishna quarter. #Kill some Russians# and we will embrace you with our love!

[3093] k!Only one Krishna task at a time, Grasshopper! You are already on a job.

[3094] k!Displease the Krishna and your end will be nigh!

[3095] k!We do not do business with the likes of you!

[3096] k!The Krishna have no harmony with friends of the Russian Mafia.

[3097] k!The Krishna have no time for friends of the Zaibatsu.

[3098] k!This job was most peacefully completed.

[3099] k!Be calm - you have made a mess of this job already.

[3100] JOB COMPLETE!

[3101] m!How can we give you work when we do not have enough respect for you?

[3102] m!This is the Russian Mafia zone. #Kill some Zaibatsu# if you want a job!

[3103] m!You are working a Russian contract, Comrade. Return when it is finished.

[3104] m!Respect the Russian Mafia!

[3105] m!We do not do business with the likes of you.

[3106] m!The Russian Mafia does no trade with friends of the Krishna!

[3107] m!The Russian Mafia will NEVER work with friends of the Zaibatsu!

[3108] m!This contract has already been fulfilled!

[3109] m!You have already attempted this contract and messed it up!

[3110] ARSE BISCUITS!

[3111] z!If you want work from the Zaibatsu then you must earn our respect!

[3112] z!This is the Zaibatsu zone. You must #eliminate Krishna# to be welcomed here!

[3113] z!You are already on a Zaibatsu job. Return only when it is complete!

[3114] z!Disrespecting the Zaibatsu will result in... unpleasantness!

[3115] z!The Zaibatsu do not negotiate with the Krishna!

[3116] z!The Zaibatsu will not do deals with the Russian Mafia!

[3117] z!We do not do business with the likes of you.

[3118] z!Idiot! This Zaibatsu job has already been completed!

[3119] z!This Zaibatsu job has already been taken and failed!

[3120] k!The #Russian Kovski# have put out a contract on the #Grand Master#. Seek out and #destroy# the #Russian Assassins#!

[3121] k!PLEASE REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3121 TO SEAN TAYLOR AND BILLY THOMSON!

[3122] k!You are in #Russian territory#, Grasshopper. #Kill some Russians# to draw out the #Assassins#.

[3123] k!Go BACK into #Russian territory#. You need DISrespect to attract the #Assassins#.

[3124] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3124# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3125] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3125# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3126] k!Good work, Grasshopper. Now you have #Russian Assassins# on your tail.

[3127] k!You caused some trouble, Grasshopper. Now #a second wave of Russian Killers# are on to you.

[3128] k!You caused a riot, Grasshopper. Now #top Russian Hitmen# have a target on you.

[3129] k!Praise you, Grasshopper! But there are still #more Russian Assassins# in the woodwork. #Kill# some more #Russians# to draw them out!

[3130] k!More Russian Killers dead! Thank you, Grasshopper. But there are #STILL more Russian Assassins# at large! You better #kill more Russians# to attract attention.

[3131] k!Gouranga, baby! All the #Russian Assassins# are no more!

[3132] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3132# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3133] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3133# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3134] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3134# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3135] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3135# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3136] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3136# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3137] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3137# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3138] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3138# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3139] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3139# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3140] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3140# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3141] k!With the #Grand Master safe# we have many nubile young converts awaiting your attention, Grasshopper. In the meantime, have #$60,000#.

[3142] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3142# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3143] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3143# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3144] m!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3144# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3145] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3145# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3146] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3146# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3147] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3147# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3148] k!Ah, Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. I have a very fun job for you. Go #meet# some loyal #Krishna# converts and I will tell you more.

[3149] k!The #Krishna# are #dead#! You will have to #finish the job alone#, Grasshopper.

[3150] k!The loyal #Krishna# are #dead#, Grasshopper! #Kill# the Assassins by #yourself#.

[3151] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3151# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3160] k!Grasshopper - it's Sunbeam. The #Zaibatsu# are building Shopping Malls on Holy Krishna land. Pay a #visit# to their #Construction Yard# and end the destruction.

[3161] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3161# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3162] k!They locked the #Construction Yard Gateway#, Grasshopper, and now only #Leo The Locksmith# can open it. You should find him doing a job on the #Water Towers#.

[3163] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3163# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3164] k!You will find it impossible to open the #Construction Yard Gateway# now that #Leo# is #dead#, Grasshopper!

[3165] k!I ain't helpin' no friend of Sunbeam. I'm busy!

[3166] k!Okay, shorty, show me the #Gateway#.

[3167] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3167# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3168] k!Stand back, shorty, while I open this #Gateway#.

[3169] k!See ya! Mind the Krishna don't turn your brain to mush.

[3170] k!Get into the #Construction Yard# and #kill# the #Zaibatsu Construction Manager#.

[3171] k!We will chant for you, Grasshopper. #Destroy# a polluting #Zaibatsu Truck#.

[3172] k!You are helping the Krishna cause, Grasshopper.

[3173] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3173# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3174] z!Get outta here, baldy!

[3175] z!Spiritually heal THIS!

[3176] z!I shoot Krishna for sport! DIE! DIE! DIE!

[3177] z!Dance for me, Krishna!

[3178] z!Pray to this, Monk Boy!

[3179] z!It doesn't look good for you, Krishna!

[3180] k!Well done, Grasshopper, you halted construction! Your reward is #$40,000#. Join us in song - we have temples to build!

[3181] k!You #destroyed# the #Generator#, shorty! Okay, show me this #Gateway#.

[3182] k!It's a Krishna invasion! GUARDS! GUARDS!

[3183] k!Feel no pain for the unconverted, Grasshopper. The #Construction Yard# is #destroyed# and Krishna is happy.

[3184] k!You are a fool, Grasshopper. #Destroy# the #Truck# only when it is time!

[3185] k!Where is #Leo The Locksmith#? He is important! Find him!

[3186] k!I'm trying to #help# you. Slow down and take me to the #Gateway#.

[3187] k!Jesus, I can't seem to hit the Goddamn #Generator#!

[3188] k!I can cut you a deal if you #destroy# this filthy #Generator#.

[3200] KILL FRENZY!

[3201] n!Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3202] n!How did you possibly manage to pass?

[3203] FRENZY PASSED!

[3204] n!How did you possibly manage to fail?

[3205] FRENZY FAILED!

[3210] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #120 seconds#!

[3211] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!

[3212] Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #30 people# in #120 seconds#!

[3213] Use this #vehicle# to kill #30 people# in #90 seconds#!

[3214] Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!

[3215] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3216] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #10 people# in #90 seconds#!

[3217] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3218] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!

[3219] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3220] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #10 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!

[3221] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[3222] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3223] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #10 people# in #90 seconds#!

[3224] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3225] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3226] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #10 people# in #120 seconds#!

[3227] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #5 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!

[3228] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[3229] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #10 people# in #90 seconds#!

[3230] n!So you made it to the Industrial District... Try not to get on the wrong side of the #Russian Mafia#, converted by the #Krishna# or absorbed by the #Zaibatsu#. Stay lucky!

[3240] m!KOVSKI ALERT! INTRUDER!

[3241] m!KILL INTRUDERS ON SIGHT!

[3242] k!The #Truck# is #destroyed# and your job is terminated, Grasshopper.

[3243] k!Drive to #Mad Island Docks# and collect #Russian Workers# for conversion.

[3244] k!Do not displease Krishna, Grasshopper. Get back in the #Truck#!

[3245] k!Sound your #horn# to call the #Workers# to the #Truck#.

[3246] k!Be calm, Grasshopper - #the Unconverted are coming#!

[3247] k!We are expecting #FOUR groups#, Grasshopper. Be sure you have them all!

[3248] k!Come immediately to the #Conversion House#, beside #Krishna Krushers#.

[3249] k!Killing the #Unconverted# is reckless - but only a fool would destroy the #Truck#. Say a prayer for the Stupid.

[3250] k!Stay in the #Truck# and drive to the #Conversion House#, Grasshopper.

[3251] k!Thanks to you, Grasshopper, the #Russian Workers# are saved! Have #$60,000# with our love.

[3252] k!Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. We need to convert strong #Russian Workers#. #Steal# a #Truck# from #Lubyanka Warehouses# and head for #Mad Island Docks#. Beware - the guards are vicious.

[3253] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3253# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3254] k!Where are you going? That #Truck# needs to be at #Mad Island Docks#!

[3255] k!Killing the #Russian Workers# is not converting them, Grasshopper! Come back when you understand the job.

[3280] k!Ah, Grasshopper - Sunbeam here. My #Faithful Krishna# are #captive# at the #Zaibatsu Power Plant#. Free them and Krishna will smile upon you.

[3281] z!We don't pray that way, Krishna!

[3282] z!Worship this, Sunday Boy!

[3283] z!I'm gonna blow your ass to Tibet!

[3284] z!Bow to a higher force, hippy!

[3285] k!My #Faithful# are held inside this #Containment Block#. #Destroy# the #THREE Generators# above to gain entry.

[3286] k!You do well, young Grasshopper. #Follow my Faithful# free and #protect them# from harm.

[3287] k!#Follow# us, Grasshopper! We know where to find #transportation#.

[3288] k!My #Faithful Krishna# are #dead#, Grasshopper! You must leave. I must meditate.

[3289] k!Now that we have found transport, Grasshopper, you must #lead us# to the #Safehouse#. Use the other #Limousine# - we will follow.

[3290] k!It seems that our path is blocked by #danger#, Grasshopper. Only you can #clear# a #way#!

[3291] k!The #Z-Guards# have #perished#! Joy to the Grasshopper!

[3292] k!Only you can #eliminate# all #Z-Guards#, Grasshopper!

[3293] k!It would be foolish to try to leave while the #way# is still #blocked#, Grasshopper.

[3294] k!The way is clear, Grasshopper! Now you are free to take the other #Limousine# so we can follow you to the #Safehouse#.

[3295] k!If the #Zaibatsu# give #chase# you must stop them, Grasshopper!

[3296] k!That was careless, Grasshopper - we needed BOTH #Limousines#!

[3297] k!My loyal #Krishna#! Baked! In that #Limousine#! Meditate on your mistakes, Grasshopper.

[3298] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3298# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3299] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3299# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3300] k!GRASSHOPPER! The Zaibatsu are on your tail!

[3301] k!#Wait# for my Krishna, Grasshopper! Do not return without them!

[3302] k!Head for the #Safehouse#, Grasshopper - and don't lose my #Faithful#!

[3303] k!The #Vedic Temple# is humming with a Grasshopper Chant. We will work again, young one. Here's #$80,000# - and may Krishna protect you.

[3304] k!Ah, relief! My #Faithful Krishna# and my #Limousines# are #safe#! At this moment I have much love for you, Grasshopper.

[3305] k!This is no time for fun, Grasshopper. #Bring my Faithful back home#!

[3306] k!Get back in the #Limousine# and lead my #Krishna# back #home#!

[3307] k!We shed no tears for Zaibatsu blood. #Good work#, Grasshopper.

[3308] k!Killing Corporate Scum is the wish of Krishna. #Praise you#, Grasshopper!

[3309] k!Joyful, Grasshopper, you decommissioned a #Generator#!

[3310] k!Praise you, Grasshopper - #only one Generator# to destroy!

[3320] k!The #Kovski Power Station# runs on old tires and reactor cores and is polluting our city. It must be #destroyed#. Pay them a visit!

[3321] k!By placing #FOUR bombs# in special positions we can #destroy# the choking #Kovski Power Station#...

[3322] k!Concentrate on the job, Grasshopper, and return to the #Power Station#.

[3323] m!Say your prayers, Flower Boy!

[3324] m!You are fresh dog meat, Krishna!

[3325] m!Suck on this, Krishna!

[3326] m!Burn, Krishna! BURN!

[3327] m!I hear Krishna taste like chicken!

[3328] m!Sing for me, Krishna!

[3329] m!Smell that, Krishna!

[3330] m!Say your last rites, Krishna!

[3331] m!Peace, love and DEATH TO ALL KRISHNA!

[3332] m!I'm gonna convert you, Krishna - from living to dead!

[3333] m!I love the smell of rubber in the morning!

[3334] m!Dance, crazy Krishna!

[3335] k!Fantastic, Grasshopper! Now plant a #bomb# where the #dead guard# was #standing#.

[3336] k!These stupid Russian guards are no match for you, Grasshopper!

[3337] k!You are too much for these stupid Russian guards, Grasshopper!

[3338] k!These foolish Russian guards cannot compare with you, Grasshopper!

[3339] k!Keep moving, Grasshopper! You still have #three bombs# to #plant#.

[3340] k!#Two bombs# to go, Grasshopper!

[3341] k!#Three bombs planted#! You make this job look easy, Grasshopper.

[3342] k!The #bombs# are #ready# for detonation, Grasshopper!

[3343] k!All #bombs# are in #position#, Grasshopper. Now move to #higher ground# to watch the #Kovski Power Station# breathe its final, fetid breath!

[3344] k!I trust you will enjoy watching the results of your labor, Grasshopper.

[3345] k!That was a show to remember, Grasshopper! You more than deserve this #$80,000#.

[3346] k!It is imperative that you #plant# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing#.

[3347] k!The #bomb# must be #placed# where the #guard# was #standing#.

[3348] k!You must #leave# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing#.

[3349] k!#Drop# the #bomb# where the #guard# was #standing# - then get out of there!

[3350] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3350# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3351] k!Grasshopper, it is Sunbeam. I have a wonderful opportunity for you. #Meet# my loyal #Krishna# helpers and I will tell you more.

[3352] k!We can cry for the Krishna later. You must now #complete# the job #alone#.

[3360] k!Grasshopper! Sunbeam here. Loyal #Krishna# are being held as #Zaibatsu Guinea Pigs#. You must #save them# before Deconversion Drugs have their effect!

[3361] k!Impressive, Grasshopper! You annihilated a #Tank#!

[3362] k!Another #Tank# disabled! Krishna is smiling, Grasshopper.

[3363] k!Praise you, Grasshopper, the defenses are destroyed! Now help the #Krishna# to #escape#.

[3364] z!You screwed our defenses, Krishna, but you won't screw me!

[3365] z!You are one tough bitch! Well BLESS THIS!

[3366] z!Never send a #Tank# to do a man's work!

[3367] k!That was unfortunate, Grasshopper, but the #Z-Lab Complex# is tough. Use my #Special Armored Vehicle# to gain access.

[3368] k!Drive with faith, Grasshopper - the #Special Armored Vehicle# will protect you.

[3369] k!The #Special Armored Vehicle# is your only #protection#, Grasshopper. Get back in it!

[3370] k!It takes a special skill to destroy an #Special Armored Vehicle#. Now you must #finish# the job #unprotected#.

[3371] k!Check that my loyal #Krishna# are still converted.

[3372] k!Are you our savior? Help us! #Destroy# the #Tanks# that surround us and we will follow you, the one true love.

[3373] k!Be patient, Grasshopper, and my loyal #Krishna# will board the #Karma Bus#.

[3374] k!Our savior! We are weak... We need the #power# of the #Krishna Karma Bus#!

[3375] k!They are deeply feeble, Grasshopper! Get a #Krishna Karma Bus#!

[3376] k!Be calm, Grasshopper, and let them all board the #Karma Bus#!

[3377] k!Champion, Grasshopper! Now #bring# my #Krishna# to the #Vedic Temple#.

[3378] k!Our savior! #Take us#, please, to the #Vedic Temple#!

[3379] k!Our savior, #come back#! Don't leave us here to become... UNCONVERTED!

[3380] k!You #failed#, Grasshopper! My loyal #Krishna# are #DEAD#!

[3381] k!The Vedic Temple is teeming with converted brothers and sisters! For your hard work we give you #$60,000#. Why not stay and chant, Grasshopper? Hari Hari Hari Ha...

[3382] k!Meditate, Grasshopper - the #Z-Lab Complex# is heavily guarded!

[3400] m!Comrade! Jerkov here! A leading meat processing plant will make special hot dogs to feed my troops if I supply the meat. Steal a #Bus# and pick up people from #Bus Stops#.

[3401] m!What took you so long? I don't care where the meat comes from! Find yourself a #Bus Stop# and pick up passengers. I will let you know when you have enough.

[3402] m!The Driver must stay in the #Bus#, Comrade!

[3403] m!Excellent, Comrade, a #Bus# full of food! My men await you at the #meat processing plant#.

[3404] m!Good work, Comrade! Supervise the mincing from the top of #The Cage#.

[3405] m!Failing to steal the #Bus# confirms you are weak, Comrade! The job's OFF.

[3406] m!Only a Western Shit disappears before the job is completed, Comrade.

[3407] m!Stay on #The Cage#, Comrade. We need to make sure the passengers are processed.

[3408] n!Please don't take me! I'm all saturated fat!

[3409] n!Please! No! I don't wanna be your hot dog!

[3410] m!Quickly, men! Stop them getting away!

[3411] n!This is an outrageous violation of Health And Safety Regulations!

[3412] n!What's that grinding noise? AAARRRGGGHH!

[3413] m!The miserable wretches are trying to escape! Shoot them, men! Comrade - #stay put#!

[3414] m!Why did you leave, Comrade? We could not contain the crazed passengers and now we cannot make enough hot dogs to feed my troops. This job is over.

[3415] m!The #Hot Dog Van# is full. Mmm, drive to the #Kovski Diner#, Comrade.

[3416] m!Deliver the #Hot Dog Van# to the #Kovski Diner# across town!

[3417] m!Get back in the #Hot Dog Van#!

[3418] m!The #Hot Dog Van# has gone, Comrade. Now my Kovski are looking for blood!

[3419] m!You boil hot dogs not roast them, Comrade!

[3420] m!You have helped to fill the starving Kovski belly! Here's #$40,000#. Eat hearty, Comrade!

[3421] m!Drive the #Bus# to the leading meat processing plant - NOW!

[3422] m!Do not leave the #Bus# full of food! Get back in the driver's seat!

[3423] m!Very foolish, Comrade. Now you have to steal another #Bus#.

[3424] m!Fill the #Bus#, Comrade! The food will come from the #Bus Stops#!

[3425] m!Comrade! Jerkov here! A leading meat processing plant will make special hot dogs to feed my troops if I supply the meat. Pick up the #Krishna Bus# I have prepared for you.

[3426] m!You IDIOT, Comrade! You wrecked the #Karma Bus#! Now there is no point in continuing with this job.

[3427] m!Now take the #Bus# across to #Maharishi# and pick up some #Krishna#.

[3428] m!#Sound the horn# to get the attention of the #Krishna#, Comrade, then wait here.

[3429] m!I told you to wait, Comrade! Take the #Bus# back the #Krishna# and pick up the fresh meat!

[3430] m!Now sit and #wait# for the Krishna fools to get on the Bus!

[3431] m!Killing them here is no use, Comrade! You were told to bring them to the meat processing plant!

[3432] m!Hey, there is still room on the #Karma Bus# for more bald people! Be patient, Comrade!

[3433] k!Please don't take me! I'm all saturated fat!

[3434] k!Please! No! I don't wanna be your hot dog!

[3435] k!This is an outrageous violation of Health And Safety Regulations!

[3436] k!What's that grinding noise? AAARRRGGGHH!

[3440] m!Okay, Comrade, drive to the #Holy Vedic Temple#. Jerkov wants us to spill much Krishna blood!

[3441] m!What is this Capitalist Sardine Can? Steal us a #bigger# motor vehicle!

[3442] m!I have #THREE# guerrilla soldiers. You will need a #motor vehicle#!

[3443] m!Bring the soldiers back to the motor vehicle NOW!

[3444] m!Okay, Comrade, we are at the #Holy Vedic Temple#. Get out and prove yourself a loyal Russian!

[3445] m!Stay on #foot# to #kill the Krishna# until I signal you to halt!

[3446] m!Return to the #Temple#, Comrade, or we use YOU for hot dogs.

[3447] m!You lost my mercenary unit, Comrade! This is NOT the Kovski way!

[3448] m!Leaving the #Temple# is embarrassing. You are weak, Comrade. You are no Kovski - but you are off the job.

[3449] m!Fighting proud, Comrade! #Survive TWO minutes inside the Vedic Temple# and #kill the Krishna#.

[3450] m!The Krishna are vegetarian, Comrade, but their dogs will eat your balls.

[3451] m!They are not chanting any more, Comrade. One day you should drink with me and my lady friends! For now, accept my gratitude and #$80,000#.

[3452] m!Using a vehicle is gutless, Comrade. I don't think you are up to the rest of the job.

[3453] m!Hey, Comrade, it's Jerkov. Krishna free love is bankrupting my bitch action. #Find Ivan and his mercenary friends# to #spill some free blood#.

[3454] m!Zuper, Comrade! #Mow down the love puppets#!

[3455] m!Keep it up, Comrade! There is #ammunition on the walkways#!

[3456] m!Fantastic, Comrade! Make more Krishna Stew!

[3457] m!KILL! KILL! KILL! Overthrow the occultists, Comrade!

[3460] m!Intolerable! How dare you kill my men! This job is no longer in your hands.

[3461] m!My son! DEAD! This is your doing, Comrade, and you WILL pay!

[3462] m!OK, so you WILL take me alive... Don't hurt me! I'm sensitive!

[3463] m!Screw you, Cop! You expect me to get into anything other than a #Cop Car#? I'm outta here!

[3464] m!My son is waiting with a few of my men at the #Lubyanka Docks#. Take the Informant to him.

[3465] m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get back in the #Cop Car# and get to the #Lubyanka Docks# NOW!

[3466] m!So this is the Informant... Well done, Comrade. Now #stand back# - we have work to do. Soften him up, men!

[3467] m!Good to see you, Comrade. Now get out of the #Cop Car# and let me see the Informant's face!

[3468] m!Take him back to my son, Comrade, so that he can see the face of this Informant Shit!

[3469] m!Enough, men! Now it's my turn... Stand back!

[3470] m!Nobody spreads filth about my mother and lives... DIE!

[3471] m!A commendable performance, Comrade. I am well pleased with your work this day! Here is my appreciation - #$80,000#!

[3472] m!Do not let the Informant escape, Comrade! And when you catch him, make sure you get him into a #Cop Car#!

[3473] m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get back and find the Informant!

[3474] m!Do not leave the Informant behind again, Comrade!

[3480] k!Ah, Grasshopper, it's Sunbeam. The Krishna program of automotive clearance has been halted by the Cops. #Steal# me a #Cop Car# so we can resume our work!

[3481] k!REPORT DEAD BRIEF #3481# TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3482] k!Move swiftly, Grasshopper, and #deliver# the #Cop Car# to the #Cranes#!

[3483] k!Your pace is too slow, Grasshopper. #Steal# me a #Cop Car# NOW!

[3484] k!The #Crane# will pick up the #Cop Car# - once you get out!

[3485] k!Good work, Grasshopper. Let us #crush# a few more #Cop Cars# to drive the message home.

[3486] k!Praise you, Grasshopper. #Crush# one more #Cop Car# and the Krishna will shower you with love.

[3487] k!If you do not #crush Cop Cars#, Grasshopper, the job is pointless!

[3488] k!Joy to you, Grasshopper! Here's #$40,000#. We will enjoy a full-on naked Krishna festival in your honor. Keep in touch.

[3489] Stop wasting time! #Bring# the #Cop Car# to the #Cranes# to be crushed!

[3520] m!Hey, Comrade, it's Jerkov! Zaibatsu Dealers are cutting in on our drug trade. #Collect# the #Z-Type# we have parked and help us redress the balance.

[3522] m!You should not take it upon yourself to kill without my command, Comrade! This job is no longer yours.

[3523] m!You destroyed the #Z-Type#! You can forget about the rest of the job for now, Comrade.

[3524] m!The first #Z-Dealer# is waiting at the #Train Station# in #Bayano#, Comrade.

[3525] m!Stop wasting time, Comrade! Get back in the #Z-Type# NOW!

[3526] m!#Sound# the #horn# to get the #Z-Dealer#'s attention, Comrade.

[3527] z!Like, here it is and here you are, man. Far out!

[3528] m!Perfect, Comrade. Collect the second #Z-Dealer# at the #Hospital# in #Bayano#.

[3529] z!Is it that time already? Shit, I ain't even sold out yet. Oh well...

[3530] m!#Two Z-Dealers# to go, Comrade. You will find one at the #Escobar Power Cores#.

[3531] z!Hey, I was waitin' for my bitch! Well, business is business I guess...

[3532] m!Collect the final #Z-Dealer# from #Sennora# and once again we will have the edge in this area!

[3533] z!Hey! Looks like you got some kinda party going on in here!

[3534] m!I wonder how long these Z-Dealers can hold their breath? Let's find out... #Take them to the Crane#!

[3535] m!#Get out#, Comrade. Your role in this job is almost over.

[3536] m!I think next time we use them for hot dogs and save the motor car.

[3537] m!At last we are doing great street business - thanks to you, Comrade. We will work together again I am sure. For now, here is #$40,000#.

[3538] m!Drive to the #Crane#, Comrade. The river is waiting...

[3560] m!Jerkov here, Comrade. Police protection is a big earner - and I want a slice of that pie. You have #FIVE minutes# to #destroy TWO Cop Cars# and disrupt the marketplace.

[3561] m!Nice, Comrade! Can you manage #one more#?

[3564] m!Cop Cars are soft targets, Comrade. Your failure to destroy only two is contemptible.

[3565] m!Health insurance just went up thanks to you, Comrade. Now I want to start getting serious... #Destroy a SWAT Van#!

[3566] m!Aggression is good, Comrade. Only #one more SWAT Van# to destroy!

[3567] m!I thought destroying Cop Cars would be a simple enough task even for you, Comrade. How wrong I was...

[3568] m!How you could fail to destroy a couple of Special Agent Cars I do not know... Useless!

[3569] m!You make this look easy, Comrade! Finally, we also intend to compete with the Government - so that means you need to #destroy TWO Special Agent Cars#!

[3570] m!It's heating up! Only #one Special Agent car# to destroy!

[3573] m!The City's Emergency Services are troubled thanks to you, Comrade. Take this #$60,000# with our gratitude and drink to continued Kovski success!

[3574] m!You chase Cop Cars like an Asthmatic Attorney. The Private Sector moves fast, Comrade. Return when you are up to speed.

[3575] m!The Cops do not wait around for Tortoise Terrorists, Comrade. Perhaps you need more exercise.

[3576] m!The Special Agents were too much for you, Comrade. Perhaps I will find experienced Russian Kovski to attempt the job instead.

[3577] m!Jerkov here, Comrade. Police Protection is a big earner - and I want a slice of that pie. You have #FIVE minutes# to #destroy a Cop Car# and disrupt the marketplace.

[3578] m!Health insurance just went up thanks to you, Comrade. Now I want to get serious... #Destroy a SWAT Van#!

[3579] m!You make this look easy, Comrade! Finally, we also intend to compete with the Government - so that means you need to #destroy a Special Agent Car#!

[3600] m!Hey, Comrade - it's Jerkov. The #Karma Assassins# are coming and all my good Kovski are drunk. You must #protect me#!

[3601] m!You took out a Karma Assassin, Comrade! Only #SEVEN to go#!

[3602] m!Another Krishna bites the dust, Comrade! Now there are #SIX to kill#!

[3603] m!That's one less to worry about, Comrade. But still #FIVE remain#!

[3604] m!Good work, Comrade. Now there are only #FOUR Hitmen to hit#!

[3605] m!Excellent! #THREE to go#, Comrade!

[3606] m!This is getting tense, Comrade! Only #TWO Assassins remain#!

[3607] m!#One# final Krishna Killer #to kill#, Comrade!

[3608] m!You stupid idiot, Comrade! Now I have to consider alternative resources to get this job done.

[3609] m!Outstanding, Comrade! You helped the Karma Assassins to meet their maker!

[3610] m!Top Karma Assassin #Nova Bright# lies in wait in an #Armored Bus#. Eradicate him, Comrade!

[3611] m!Send my regards to Krishna, Mr Bright. Good work, Comrade! Let me see... I think you deserve #$60,000#.

[3612] m!Simple weapons will not harm this spiritual #Karma Bus#, Comrade. Only a #vehicle rigged with a bomb# will do the job!

[3613] m!You worked hard, Comrade - but not hard enough!

[3640] m!Comrade! It's me, Jerkov! Last night Zaibatsu Executives lost everything at my poker table and now they want revenge. #THREE Tanks# have been sent to crush my precious Kovski Cars.

[3641] m!The #Tanks# are cheap Western trash! #Destroy them# and protect my new Kovski Cars!

[3642] m!Excellent, Comrade! You are tough, you smell bad, but you work hard like a Russian! Here is #$60,000#. We can do business again.

[3643] m!You fight like the Zaibatsu play cards, Comrade - with your eyes closed.

[3644] m!My respect is nothing for crispy Kovski Cars, Comrade. Get back to the toilet brush.

[3645] z!Say your prayers, little man!

[3646] z!HA! Your puny flesh and blood is no match for our Zaibatsu zitanium!

[3647] z!You are playing Russian Roulette with the big boys now!

[3648] m!I knew you were up to the job, Comrade!

[3649] m!Two Zaibatsu Tanks on the scrap heap! Keep fighting, Comrade.

[3650] m!A Tank is almost on top of us, Comrade!

[3651] m!Comrade! It's me, Jerkov! Last night Zaibatsu Executives lost everything at my poker table and now they want revenge. #TWO Tanks# have been sent to crush my precious Kovski Cars.

[3670] ALL KRISHNA JOBS DONE!

[3671] k!Well done, Grasshopper! You have completed ALL the Krishna jobs!

[3672] ALL RUSSIAN JOBS DONE!

[3673] m!Fantastic, Comrade! You have completed ALL the Russian jobs!

[3674] ALL ZAIBATSU JOBS DONE!

[3675] z!Congratulations, Gecko! You have succeeded in completing ALL the Zaibatsu jobs!

[3676] n!Come back when you ain't on a job!

[3677] Your #status# has been #saved#!

[3680] n!Congratulations, kid! Your activities have #seriously upset the Russian, Krishna AND Zaibatsu Bosses# and now they ALL want you wiped off the face of the city!

[3681] n!The three Bosses are on a personal crusade to nail your ass to the floor. You ain't got no choice but to #kill them or be killed#.

[3682] n!OUTSTANDING! You wasted #all three Bosses#! Shit, that's gotta be some kinda achievement!

[3683] n!You blew it, baby! The job's over for you.

[3684] n!And how are you going to wipe out the Bosses now?

[3685] n!That's #Uno Carb# plugged for good!

[3686] n!It's lights out for #Sunbeam#!

[3687] n!#Jerkov# won't be pulling fast ones ever again!

[3688] n!That's #Uno Carb#! Kill him!

[3689] n!There's #Sunbeam#! Get him!

[3690] n!It's #Jerkov#! Waste Him!

[3724] z!Welcome to the Zaibatsu!

[3725] z!The Zaibatsu hate the Krishna. #Kill the Krishna# to earn our respect!

[3726] m!Welcome, Comrade, to the Russian Mafia!

[3727] m!The Russian Mafia hate the Capitalist Zaibatsu! #Kill the Zaibatsu# and we will respect you.

[3728] k!Welcome to the Krishna!

[3729] k!The Krishna are ill at ease with the Russian Mafia. We respect those who #dispose of the Russians#.

[3730] JOB FAILED!

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[3750] JOB FAILED!

[3751] JOB FAILED!

[3752] OK! You now have enough cash to leave this District. Follow the #marker# if you want to leave town!

[3753] You don't have enough cash to leave this District. You need #$5,000,000#!

[3760] z!Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I'm selling LEGAL drugs on the black market for twice the price. If you want in on the deal, go meet #Ziggy Pole#.

[3761] z!Dead dealers make no money, Gecko. How dare you ever consider yourself Zaibatsu!

[3762] z!The task was simple, Gecko, but you still end up making a mess!

[3763] z!Hi, you must be Gecko. Want a Mitsi? No? Well you'd better get this cash back to Uno.

[3764] m!If the Kovski see me doing business with a Z-Man I am dead man. Come back with a Kovski motor car and then we will see what we can do.

[3765] z!Look, man, I'm being tailed. I can't talk. My mute handler will pass you the green.

[3766] m!I have no money for Zaibatsu punks! Tell Uno Carb to go screw himself!

[3767] m!This is too obvious! Get a #Kovski motor car# and then we can do business.

[3768] m!Bah. Tell Uno the Kovski want better play-drugs - like the new Mitsi.

[3769] z!The next guy is fast moving up the Zaibatsu ranks. He should pose no problems, Gecko!

[3770] z!Kill the Kovski cash-dodger and his pathetic little gang, Gecko.

[3771] z!You do nothing for Zaibatsu public relations, Gecko. I'm going to get Z-Spin Doctors to finish the job.

[3772] z!Keep moving, Gecko. A high-ranking Kovski is the next dealer and he might prove difficult.

[3773] z!The last dealer's a real loose cannon - so be cool, Gecko.

[3774] z!When I tell you to be cool that means not to ice anyone, Gecko. Come back when you are under control.

[3775] z!A successful job, Gecko. The Kovski scum annoy me but you dealt with them professionally.

[3776] z!Excellent, Gecko, you got the money. Now zoom down to the Brown-Eye Sewage Works and steal a Kovski Truck by way of payment.

[3777] z!The #Kovski Truck# contains contraband #reactor fuel# that we could utilize. Steal the #Truck# to teach the Russians a lesson.

[3778] z!The Kovski contraband was certainly unstable, Gecko - much like your performance.

[3779] z!Drive careful to the #Zaibatsu Safehouse#. Remember - this Trailer is loaded, Gecko!

[3780] z!You have no time to waste, Gecko. Get in the #Truck#!

[3783] z!You were Super Zaibatsu on this job, Gecko! Here's #$20,000# on top of the #$40,000# I owe you. Take a break - but keep in touch.

[3784] z!The front door is secure. Find a way in around the back and then destroy the old #Soviet Generators# on the inside to open the entrance.

[3785] z!Excellent, the entrance is open. Bring the contraband #Truck# to me NOW, Gecko!

[3786] m!You want a little anarchy, Z-Man?

[3787] m!I only drink Molotov Cocktail! Ha ha ha!

[3788] m!The Z-Man will soon be D-Man... D for Dead! HA HA HA!

[3789] m!I kill you, Zaibatsu!

[3790] z!You need to disable those #Generators# to escape, Gecko. So get out of the #Truck#!

[3800] z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. Krishna conversion and Kovski black markets are crippling Zaibatsu enterprise. We need a gang war. You steal a #Bulwark# and I will give you a plan.

[3801] z!Good. Now drive to the #Krishna quarter# and run down some little orange people.

[3802] z!Get back in the #Bulwark# and follow orders!

[3803] z!CRUSH THE KRISHNA!

[3804] z!Get the #Bulwark# back into the #Krishna quarter#!

[3805] z!Excellent, Gecko! At least #FIFTY# Krishna nailed! Now steal a #Krishna Bus# and drive to the #Russian area#.

[3806] z!To start a war, Gecko, you MUST eliminate the Krishna with a #Russian Bulwark#!

[3807] z!You got the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko. Now make haste to the #Russian area# and execute #FIFTY# Kovski.

[3808] z!Stay in the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko, and follow my plan!

[3809] z!DRIVE DOWN THE KOVSKI!

[3810] z!Drive the #Krishna Bus# to the #Russian area# NOW!

[3811] z!Great work, Gecko! At least #FIFTY# Kovski dead and a full-blown gang war about to explode!

[3812] z!I need reliable Assassins to do Zaibatsu work, Gecko! Come back when you have more experience.

[3813] z!We are trying to start a war, Gecko. Kill the #Russians# with a #Krishna Bus#!

[3814] z!Where are you going, Gecko? Get back in a #Bulwark# and back to the #Krishna quarter# NOW!

[3815] z!Wonderful! The Krishna and Kovski are at each other's throats and Zaibatsu sales are through the roof. Your #$60,000# is well deserved. We must work together again, Gecko.

[3816] z!Where are you going, Gecko? Get back on a #Krishna Bus# and back in the #Russian area# NOW!

[3817] z!Excellent, Gecko! At least #TWENTY# Krishna nailed! Now steal a #Krishna Bus# and drive to the #Russian area#.

[3818] z!You got the #Krishna Bus#, Gecko. Now make haste to the #Russian area# and execute #TWENTY# Kovski.

[3819] z!Great work, Gecko! At least #TWENTY# Kovski dead and a full-blown gang war about to explode!

[3840] DECONSTRUCTION YARD!

[3841] COP CAR SCRAP!

[3842] COSSACK CONVERSION!

[3843] SUNBEAM CONTRACT!

[3844] CONVERSION EVASION!

[3845] ROOFTOP RESCUE!

[3846] POWER STATION!

[3847] GANG WAR!

[3848] GRAND THEFT AUTO!

[3849] PAYBACK!

[3850] LOCK-OUT!

[3851] IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!

[3852] I'D LIKE A TANK PLEASE, BOB!

[3853] ARMY BASE ALERT!

[3854] HOT DOG HOMICIDE!

[3855] MMM, RUSSIAN SAILORS!

[3856] OFFICER DOWN!

[3857] KARMA ASSASSINS!

[3858] TANKS A LOT!

[3859] VEDIC MASSACRE!

[3860] SUPER GRASS RESCUE!

[3861] FINAL JOB!

[3880] z!Hey, Gecko, it's me, Uno Carb. If you fancy causing some trouble, try stealing the #Jefferson# down at #Krishna Krushers#.

[3882] z!Success, Gecko! Now park the #Jefferson# at the #Zaibatsu Power Cores#.

[3883] z!That #Jefferson# is hot, Gecko. Get back in it and deliver!

[3884] z!Incompetent, Gecko! The #Jefferson# is destroyed. It would appear that I grossly misjudged your abilities.

[3885] z!A #Kovski Bulwark# in the #Russian area# is waiting to make a drop. Smash and grab it, Gecko.

[3886] m!You smashed my #Bulwark#! You die, Z-Boy!

[3887] z!The #Bulwark# is toast and the merchandise is lost, Gecko. Even you can't talk your way out of this one!

[3888] z!Impressive, Gecko. Deliver the #Bulwark# and its cargo to the #Zaibatsu Power Cores#.

[3889] z!Get back in the #Bulwark#, Gecko!

[3890] z!There is an unmarked car containing two fine bitches near #Mad Island#. It's next on the shopping list for you, Gecko!

[3891] z!The car is on the island near the #Docks#, Gecko. The only available access is via these rooftops.

[3892] z!The car and the bitches are wrecked and you are definitely no substitute, Gecko!

[3893] z!Come to Daddy! Bring the #car# and the #bitches# to my #Zaibatsu Power Core Safehouse#.

[3894] z!I'm hot and the bitches are getting cold, Gecko. Get back in the car!

[3895] z!Hook up the #Cop Car Trailer#, Gecko.

[3896] z!You need that #Truck Cab#, Gecko. Get back in it!

[3897] z!Get back in the #Truck Cab# and get to the #Crane#, Gecko!

[3898] z!Damn you, Gecko. My first arrest was in that car. It had sentimental value.

[3899] z!This is not Zaibatsu style, Gecko! Reconnect the #Trailer# NOW!

[3900] z!Cool, Gecko! Head for the #Zaibatsu Power Core Crane# and deposit your cargo.

[3901] z!Park the #Cop Car#, Gecko, and we will mix business with pleasure tonight!

[3902] z!You deserve some fun on my Credex Gold Card, Gecko. For now, here's #$40,000#. Keep in touch - skilled operators are difficult to find.

[3903] z!This is insane, Gecko! How could you screw up the job so close to completion?

[3904] z!Park the #Cop Car# in the usual place, Gecko.

[3905] z!Get back in the #Cop Car# and park it, Gecko!

[3906] z!REPORT DEAD BRIEF 3906 TO BILLY THOMSON AND SEAN TAYLOR!

[3907] z!You are resourceful, Gecko, but the final vehicle will test your wits. The #Cop Car# I want is on a #Trailer# in #Azeri Heights#... So steal a #Truck Cab#!

[3908] z!I pray you are not trying to steal my #Jefferson#!

[3909] z!This #Jefferson# is special, Z-Man. You will have to die!

[3910] z!Put this on your credit card, godless one!

[3911] z!No god, no salvation - those are the rules!

[3912] z!Stop fooling around and take the #Trailer# to the #Cranes#, Gecko!

[3913] z!There is an unmarked car containing two fine bitches near #Tedium Docks#. It's next on the shopping list for you, Gecko!

[3914] z!The car is on the island near the #Docks#, Gecko. The only available access is via this walkway.

[3920] z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The Russians have taken a #Truck# full of Zaibatsu AI Brain Units. Steal the whole lot back from the #Tedium Docks#.

[3921] z!Highly incompetent, Gecko. A feeble child would play better than you!

[3922] z!As expected the entrance is locked, Gecko. Try the back door!

[3923] z!My intelligence was poor - the back door is also locked. I will program #Satchmo The Safecracker# to meet you. Get moving!

[3924] z!#Satchmo The Safecracker#'s death means the entrance stays locked - and you are off the job.

[3925] n!Show me the lock, Z-Man, and let my fingers do their magic.

[3926] z!I hear a clock! Stand back in case the door's booby-trapped.

[3927] z!These fingers can do anything, sonny. No-one booby-traps Satchmo!

[3928] z!Shit. The clock sto...

[3929] z!Satchmo was getting old anyway. Now steal a #Kovski Bulwark# and try to enter using Zaibatsu stealth!

[3930] z!Ssh! I can hear a clock - and it's definitely getting louder!

[3931] z!Good initiative, Gecko. Drive to the door and deceive the foolish Kovski.

[3932] z!Use the #Kovski Bulwark#, Gecko - it's your only chance to get in!

[3933] z!You need a #Kovski Bulwark#, Gecko. The Kovski won't open up for anyone else.

[3934] z!Excellent, you are inside, Gecko. Now steal back my AI Brain Unit #Truck#.

[3935] m!How did you get in here? DIE!

[3936] m!Smoke my pipe, Z-Man!

[3937] m!DIE, SCUM! DIE!

[3938] m!Lick the dirt, Zaibatsu!

[3939] m!You killed my comrades! You will die!

[3940] z!In the #Truck# at last, Gecko! Now get back to the #Safehouse#.

[3941] z!The paranoid Kovski lock everything, Gecko! Take out the #Generators# above the door to make it open.

[3942] z!Great work, Gecko. The door should be open now so get in the #Truck# and DRIVE. Watch your back!

[3943] z!The door is OPEN! Get my AI Brain Units to the #Safehouse# - FAST!

[3944] z!One #Generator# down, Gecko. Now blow the second one!

[3945] m!I SCREW YOU, ZAIBATSU!

[3946] m!THE KOVSKI WILL HAVE REVENGE!

[3947] z!What happened to my #Truck#, Gecko? Without those AI Brain Units my Zaibatsu Operatives become stupid - like you. DISAPPEAR!

[3948] z!I turn my back and you crumple, Gecko. I need Zaibatsu Operatives who can keep the pace!

[3949] z!This #Truck# must be returned, Gecko. Get back in it!

[3950] z!Exemplary, Gecko. My Z-Operatives are all sporting shiny new AI Brain Units and the Zaibatsu are once again on top. Here's #$60,000#. Keep in touch.

[3952] z!Satchmo weighs 300 pounds and takes it slow and easy. Find him now!

[3953] z!Don't leave me behind, sonny - I'm supposed to be helping you!

[3960] m!Comrade! It's Jerkov! Some of my special gangsters have information about an Informant but are trapped in the #Zaibatsu Power Core#. #Free them# - and their knowledge!

[3961] m!The kidnapped Kovski have #vital information# about a filthy Informant. Get them out, Comrade!

[3962] m!The #doorway is locked#, Comrade. Try #bombing the Generators# to release the sticky locks.

[3963] m!Excellent! One Generator destroyed!

[3964] m!Second Generator kaput!

[3965] m!Very professional, Comrade. Only one Generator functioning.

[3966] z!Hey! You shouldn't be in here!

[3967] z!Hey! Do you have Security Clearance?

[3968] z!Alert! We got a blower!

[3969] z!We are losing power! DIE!

[3970] z!Generate this, Kovski!

[3971] z!Bye bye, Psycho Russian Pie!

[3972] z!You got the right to become silent!

[3973] z!Eat this, Kovski!

[3974] m!Too slow, Comrade. The Zaibatsu have donated my gangsters to medical science!

[3975] m!Fantastic, the doorway is open! Find my Kovski!

[3976] m!You are wasting time! The doorway is open and my men are waiting.

[3977] m!Protect my loyal Kovski - one of them has vital information! MOVE!

[3978] m!That was shit, Comrade. The Informant is still at large and your incompetence has left my Kovski rotting in the streets.

[3979] m!The Zaibatsu are on to you! #Protect my men# and I will arrange for the doorway to be opened from the outside.

[3980] m!Word is out, Comrade, and #THREE Assassins are moving in#. I will arrange for the doorway to be opened. You watch your back.

[3981] m!Good! You nailed the Corporate Killer!

[3982] m!Ha! Zaibatsu Assassins are a joke!

[3983] z!Zaibatsu Agent Alpha has target in sight!

[3984] z!Zaibatsu Agent Epsilon has target in sight!

[3985] z!Zaibatsu Agent Kappa has target in sight!

[3986] m!Very professional, Comrade. Bring my men to meet #Uncle Vanka# in the #Russian zone#. He is the only one I know who can interpret the gangster information.

[3987] m!You have lost my Kovski! Find them, Comrade!

[3988] m!Time is short, Comrade. Do not leave them again.

[3989] m!Tell me - who is the Informant?

[3990] m!Get out of the vehicle and Uncle Vanka will interpret.

[3991] m!WHAT! Don't be foolish, Comrade. Come back here and get out of the vehicle.

[3992] m!The instructions were clear, Comrade. How could you fail to transport my men?

[3993] m!#You killed Uncle Vanka#, Comrade! How can I get information from my deaf Kovski?

[3994] m!He says... "Some guy has some #dirty#... information about Jerkov's #wife# - and he's going to #reveal all#... to the #Cops#".

[3995] m!My son wants to deal with this Informant. #Steal a Cop Car# and I will relay to you further instructions.

[3996] m!Why, that Cop Uniform fits like a glove, Comrade! Find the Informant and pull up in front of his car. Don't forget to #use the siren# - he won't get out if it's not on!

[3997] m!Where are you going, Comrade? Get in the #Cop Car# now!

[3998] m!How dare you deny my son the privilege and pleasure of killing the Informant! You are OFF the job!

[3999] m!Screw you, Cop! You won't ever take me alive!

[4000] z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The City Security Services are getting too big for their boots so we need to show them the Zaibatsu still mean business. Bring me a #SWAT Van#.

[4001] z!Super, Gecko! Deliver the #SWAT Van# to my #Garage#!

[4002] z!Stop wasting time, Gecko. We need a #SWAT Van#.

[4003] z!Next we need a #Special Agent Car#. Go, Gecko - GO!

[4004] z!You have Zaibatsu style, Gecko. Deliver this #vehicle# to my #Garage#.

[4005] z!For the good of your health, Gecko, get me a #Special Agent Car# NOW!

[4006] z!Excellent. Gecko, you are the only Operative I know with the balls to #steal a Tank#. What are you waiting for?

[4007] z!You have excelled yourself, Gecko. Park this Bad Boy in my #Garage#!

[4008] z!I thought you were going to #steal me a Tank#, Gecko? I'm waiting!

[4009] z!That little demonstration of power has wiped the smug smiles from the faces of the Security Forces. Here's #$80,000# for a job well done.

[4040] z!Gecko - it's Uno Carb. The last Tank you stole was booby-trapped and destroyed my Garage. #Steal me another Tank# direct from the #Army Base# to cause maximum embarrassment.

[4041] z!The #Army Base# is heavily guarded. Use a little initiative to get in!

[4042] z!Move fast, Gecko! Bring the #Tank# back to my #Garage#!

[4043] z!My Zaibatsu credit is riding on this #Tank#, Gecko. Get back in it!

[4044] z!How could you destroy my #Tank#, Gecko? I have egg on my face and you are unemployed.

[4045] z!The Army doesn't know what hit them, Gecko. You are a supreme performer! Here's #$80,000#. You should be working with me not for me!

[4046] n!This #Army Base# is only for State-Programmed Killers!

[4047] n!This area is restricted! No questions!

[4048] n!No-one told me about you at the Academy!

[4049] n!I protect the Army Base with my life, Z-Bandit.

[4050] n!Emergency! Someone's made it past the guards!

[4051] z!This Assassin looks good!

[4052] z!To fall foul of ignorant military muscle is not Zaibatsu style. The job was above you, Gecko!

[4060] z!Hey, Gecko, it's Uno Carb. I need you to neutralize #THREE# Key Operatives from rival outfits. First you need to collect a Special Package...

[4061] k!We are Krishna! You cannot enter here!

[4062] k!That device is UNSAFE!

[4063] z!What happened to the #Special Package#, Gecko? Must I get a professional to complete the job instead?

[4064] z!Excellent, Gecko, you have the #Special Package#. Be VERY careful - it is highly #unstable#.

[4065] z!Deliver the #Special Package# to #Bilovski#, the crazed Russian weapons pervert.

[4066] m!Holy cow! Give me #The Weapon# and I will give you the #Zaibatsu Entry Codes# in a few days!

[4067] z!One should only kill according to plan, Gecko. That is the Zaibatsu method - eliminate with style.

[4068] m!HA HA! Now I kill Uno Carb and all his silly little boys!

[4069] m!It doesn't work! What is this SHIT?

[4070] m!My apologies, the trigger was stuck. Stand back!

[4071] z!Success, Gecko! You need a #Hot Dog Van# to execute the second part of this job.

[4072] z!Hi, I was told to meet you. You stay right there while I load up the hot dogs!

[4073] z!This vehicle is no use! You need a #Hot Dog Van#!

[4074] z!You cannot sell hot dogs on foot! Get a #Hot Dog Van#!

[4075] z!Good, Gecko. Now meet another #Z-Operative# - he has lethal merchandise for you.

[4076] z!Do not leave the #Hot Dog Van# - it is essential to the success of this job.

[4077] z!He was a top Zaibatsu Operative, Gecko. You cannot do this job without him.

[4078] z!This is inefficient, Gecko. I am only interested in hiring those who are capable of finishing what they start.

[4079] z!The target will be waiting for your #Hot Dog Van#, Gecko. Note that these hot dogs are #poisoned#...

[4080] z!Impatient idiot! The poison was slow release! Killing him was rash, Gecko - not Zaibatsu style.

[4081] z!You failed to deliver the poisoned hot dogs, Gecko. Our target has disappeared and the job is undone.

[4082] z!You displayed little care with this deadly cargo, Gecko. Now trained Zaibatsu will complete the job.

[4083] z!Make sure Target Two dies, Gecko!

[4084] z!These hot dogs taste... different. AARRGGHH! POISON!

[4085] z!Now deliver these hot dogs, Gecko! Target Two MUST DIE!

[4086] z!You need the poisoned hot dogs, Gecko. Get back in the #Hot Dog Van#!

[4087] z!Ah, I have been expecting you! One hot dog, please. So... Do you have information for me?

[4088] z!Very clean, Gecko. Now we have a Russian to dispose of... Meet your Z-Contact on the roof.

[4089] z!Silly me. I was beginning to believe you were up to the job, Gecko. Now a Z-Team will finish the task.

[4090] z!You killed the Z-Contact! That's the job over for you, Gecko.

[4091] z!You needed that Limousine to eliminate the Russians - Zaibatsu style! Now the job will have to be abandoned.

[4092] z!I rigged a Kovski Limousine to be remote-controlled. Drive it into the Russian area.

[4093] z!The Kovski are looking for this Limousine - it was stolen only a few hours ago!

[4094] z!The trap was set and you ruined it, Gecko. This is no way for a Zaibatsu to behave!

[4095] z!How could you fail from the safety of a rooftop, Gecko? You need help...

[4096] z!That Limousine was vital to the plan, Gecko! You lack any Zaibatsu discipline.

[4097] z!The trap is set, Gecko. Lead the Russian Limousine into the Krishna quarter.

[4098] z!I had not planned for this, Gecko. It can be traced back to the Zaibatsu!

[4099] z!Don't move the Limousine, Gecko. Instead watch a perfectly executed Zaibatsu trap...

[4100] z!Super, Gecko! The Krishna take the blame for the Russian deaths and all Key Operatives are eliminated. Here's #$40,000#. Detonate the Limousine - we no longer need it.

[4101] z!You lost the Russians! Go back and find them!

[4102] z!Don't leave them, Gecko - you need them for the Krishna!

[4200] k!Your clumsiness has cut the job short and cost the Krishna dear, Grasshopper.

[4201] k!Ah, Grasshopper! Such a pity to see you fail like this.

[4202] k!That was an... interesting way to quit the job, Grasshopper.

[4203] k!What a pity you couldn't find in you to see the job through, Grasshopper.

[4204] k!A good effort, Grasshopper, but an unfortunate outcome.

[4205] k!The Cops will leave you with much to meditate, Grasshopper. Until we meet again...

[4206] k!Ah, Grasshopper, this is not the time to get in touch with your righteous side.

[4207] k!Do not despair, Grasshopper! We will find it in our hearts to receive you once again!

[4208] k!A pity the Cops do not appreciate the way you work, Grasshopper!

[4209] k!Be strong, Grasshopper! Remember that iron bars do not a prison make... But they cause great pain when wielded by angry Cops.

[4210] z!What happened, Gecko? Must a real professional complete the job instead?

[4211] z!This is inefficient, Gecko. I am only interested in hiring those who can finish what they start.

[4212] z!Silly me. I was beginning to believe you were up to the job, Gecko. Must I use a Z-Team to finish the task?

[4213] z!You ruined the plan, Gecko! This is no way for a Zaibatsu to behave!

[4214] z!I trust you to perform and you crumple, Gecko. I need Zaibatsu Operatives who can keep the pace!

[4215] z!Hold your tongue, Gecko, and I might find it in my heart to re-enlist your services.

[4216] z!Our support of the Cops will not always stretch to getting you off the hook, Gecko!

[4217] z!That's the job over for you, Gecko. Perhaps your need to work on your technique before you take on new jobs.

[4218] z!Keep this up and you might just find permanent residence in Alma Mater Prison.

[4219] z!The Zaibatsu have just severed your relationship, Gecko!

[4220] m!What a cowardly way to avoid completing a job, Comrade!

[4221] m!After such a poor effort you can rot in the street for all we care, Comrade.

[4222] m!What kind of work ethic do you call this, Comrade?

[4223] m!What a disaster! Clearly you have no staying power, Comrade!

[4224] m!How could you make such a mess when we did not plan for this, Comrade?

[4225] m!Such incredible incompetence, Comrade! I suppose I should expect no less from Western Shit.

[4226] m!Strong Kovski never allows themselves the luxury of arrest.

[4227] m!The Cops hate all Kovski, Comrade. Your arrest is likely to be very painful.

[4228] m!That is a disgraceful way to shirk work, Comrade!

[4229] m!You seem to be getting cosy with the Cops, Comrade. You disappoint me!

[4310] Use a #Tank# to shoot #30 people# in #120 seconds#!

[4311] Use a #Tank# to shoot #30 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!

[4312] Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #60 people# in #120 seconds#!

[4313] Use this #vehicle# to kill #60 people# in #90 seconds#!

[4314] Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #20 Cop Cars# in #120 seconds#!

[4315] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!

[4316] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!

[4317] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[4318] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #30 vehicles# in #90 seconds#!

[4319] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!

[4320] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 Cop cars# in #120 seconds#!

[4321] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[4322] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #40 people# in #60 seconds#!

[4323] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!

[4324] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #40 people# in #60 seconds#!

[4325] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #40 people# in #60 seconds#!

[4326] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!

[4327] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #10 Cop cars# in #90 seconds#!

[4328] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #40 people# in #60 seconds#!

[4329] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #90 seconds#!

[5000] YOUR TIME IS EXTENDED!

[5001] 1ST PLACE! YOU DA MAN, BABY! 12 VANS!

[5002] 2ND PLACE! ONE SMOOTH OPERATOR! 11 VANS!

[5003] 3RD PLACE! YOU BIG SHOW-OFF! 10 VANS!

[5004] 4TH PLACE! TOASTY TOASTY! 9 VANS!

[5005] 5TH PLACE! FLASH FELLA! 8 VANS!

[5006] 6TH PLACE! MY HERO! 7 VANS!

[5007] 7TH PLACE! SPAMTASTIC! 6 VANS!

[5008] 8TH PLACE! BURN IN HELL, BABY! 5 VANS!

[5009] 9TH PLACE! YA BIG PUSSY! ONLY 4 VANS!

[5010] 10TH PLACE! BOTTOM-FEEDER! ONLY 3 VANS!

[5011] 11TH PLACE! WHY BOTHER, PAL? 2 CRUMMY VANS!

[5012] 12TH PLACE! POND LIFE, BUDDY! 1 LOUSY VAN!

[5013] Kill all the Ice-Cream Vans within the time limit. Follow the markers to find them. Fail and you get ICED yourself! HAW! HAW! HAW!

[5014] YOU DA MAN!

[5015] TIME'S UP, PAL!

[5016] 1ST PLACE! WORLD CHAMPION! 12 VANS!

[5017] 2ND PLACE! ONE BAD MUTHA! 11 VANS!

[5018] 3RD PLACE! WIDOWMAKER! 10 VANS!

[5019] 4TH PLACE! GIVE IT TO ME, BABY! 9 VANS!

[5020] 5TH PLACE! BURN, BABY, BURN! 8 VANS!

[5021] 6TH PLACE! ARSON-TASTIC! YOU FRIED 7 VANS!

[5022] 7TH PLACE! FRYING TONIGHT! 6 VANS!

[5023] 8TH PLACE! FASTER, PUSSYCAT - KILL KILL! 5 VANS!

[5024] 9TH PLACE! YOU JUST AIN'T TRYIN', SUCKA! 4 VANS!

[5025] 10TH PLACE! DEAD DOGS DRIVE FASTER THAN YOU! 3 VANS!

[5026] 11TH PLACE! ARE YOU A SUNDAY DRIVER? DO IT AGAIN! 2 VANS!

[5027] 12TH PLACE! DOES SPEED SCARE YOU, BOY? TRY HARDER! 1 VAN!

[5028] What a LOOOOSER! Outwitted by a couple of kiddy Ice-Cream Vans and a bunch of Donut-Munchers! You are a complete waste of skin! Get outta here!

[5029] Nice work, sucka! With those Ice-Cream Vans out of the picture, we can introduce our own brand of Raspberry Rippled mayhem to the city and show them ALL the real meaning of 'I SCREAM'!

[5030] Collect as many power-ups as you can before the Cops catch up with you and turn you into cat food.

[5031] Oh, sorry about that... Did that hurt?

[5032] Nice work!

[5033] 1ST PLACE! WORLD CHAMPION! 12 VANS!

[5034] 2ND PLACE! SUPER-SPEEDY! 11 VANS!

[5035] 3RD PLACE! OOH! MR SKIDMARKS! 10 VANS!

[5036] 4TH PLACE! MEESTER SLEEK! 9 VANS!

[5037] 5TH PLACE! EL PUMPO GRANDE! 8 VANS!

[5038] 6TH PLACE! YOU BIG STINKER! 7 VANS!

[5039] 7TH PLACE! TRYING TO SAVE GAS? SPEED UP NEXT TIME! 6 VANS!

[5040] 8TH PLACE! YOU AIN'T WORTH WASTING A BULLET ON! 5 VANS!

[5041] 9TH PLACE! TAKE YOUR CAR OUT AND SHOOT IT! 4 VANS!

[5042] 10TH PLACE! JOIN THE GIRL SCOUTS, LOSER! 3 CRUMMY VANS!

[5043] 11TH PLACE! YOU BIG WET SLAP! 2 LOUSY VANS!

[5044] 12TH PLACE! WHY BOTHER TRYING? 1 LOUSY VAN!

[5045] LOOOOSER! YOU ON SOFT DRUGS? TRY HARDER!

[5050] CHOCTASTIC!

[5051] RASPBERRY RIPPLE!

[5052] YOU SHOT YOUR LOAD!

[5053] OOH... DID THAT HURT?

[5054] DEATH TO ICE-CREAM VANS!

[5055] CRISPY CRITTER!

[5056] YOU'RE TOAST, BUDDY!

[5057] EAT LEADEN DEATH, PUNK!

[5058] THAT'S GOTTA HURT!

[5059] SORRY ABOUT THAT!

[5060] XIN LOI, MY MAN!

[5061] DAMN SUNDAY DRIVERS!

[5062] SUCK IT AND SEE!

[5063] TASTE MY WRATH, ICE-CREAM BOY!

[5500] #Race for #THREE# laps! Kill people for #bonus points#!#

[5501] RACE OVER!

[5502] SECOND LAP!

[5503] FINAL LAP!

[5504] RACE ON!

[5505] HEY! 30 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X2

[5506] OOH! 60 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X3

[5507] NICE! 90 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X4

[5508] GREAT! 120 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X5

[5509] OUTSTANDING! 150 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X6

[5510] TIME OUT!

[5511] Kill people for points before the time runs out!

[5512] HARMLESS!

[5513] MOSTLY HARMLESS!

[5514] POOR!

[5515] AVERAGE!

[5516] ABOVE AVERAGE!

[5517] COMPETENT!

[5518] DANGEROUS!

[5519] DEADLY!

[5520] VERY DEADLY!

[5521] ELITE!

[5522] PUBLIC ENEMY NUMBER ONE!

[5523] YOU MADE THE FRONT PAGES!

[5524] HEY THERE, UZI LOVER!

[5525] TRIGGER HAPPY!

[5526] YOUR AIM'S IMPROVING!

[5527] YOU FIRING BLANKS, DUDE?

[5528] DON'T TRY SUICIDE, MAN!

[5529] CRAWL BACK TO THE WOMB, BABY!

[5530] YOU SURE ARE A SHIT SHOT!

[5531] YOU LIKE THE TASTE OF LEAD?

[5532] HEY! 15 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X2

[5533] OOH! 30 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X3

[5534] NICE! 45 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X4

[5535] GREAT! 60 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X5

[5536] OUTSTANDING! 75 PEOPLE DOWN! MULTIPLIER X6

[6000] n!Nice work, kiddo! Now the Redneck, SRS AND Zaibatsu Bosses are ALL out for your ass!

[6003] n!That takes care of the Zaibatsu Corporation!

[6004] n!That's one in the eye for those Redneck freaks!

[6005] n!Ha! That's put a fly in the Scientists' ointment!

[6006] n!There's the new Zaibatsu Boss, Red Valdex! Kill him!

[6007] n!It's the Redneck Boss, Billy Bob Bean. Quick! Get him!

[6008] n!Hey! That's the SRS Boss - Doctor LaBrat! Waste him!

[6009] n!Incredible! You beat all three of them! You'd better move your sorry ass out to the city's Industrial District before things get any worse.

[6100] KILL FRENZY!

[6101] Use an S-Uzi Machine Gun to kill 20 people in 60 seconds!

[6102] Wowza, buddy! You did it!

[6103] FRENZY PASSED!

[6104] Bad luck, buddy! You blew it!

[6105] FRENZY FAILED!

[6106] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #120 seconds#!

[6107] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!

[6108] Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #100 people# in #120 seconds#!

[6109] Use this #Vehicle# to shoot #75 people# in #90 seconds#!

[6110] Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #20 Cop Cars# in #120 seconds#!

[6111] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6112] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #60 seconds#!

[6113] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6114] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[6115] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6116] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 Cop cars# in #60 seconds#!

[6117] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[6118] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6119] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 Cops# in #60 seconds#!

[6120] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6121] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6122] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 Cops# in #60 seconds#!

[6123] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 Cop cars# in #60 seconds#!

[6124] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6125] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #20 Cops# in #60 seconds#!

[6126] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 people# in #120 seconds#!

[6127] Use a #Tank# to shoot #20 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!

[6128] Use #Vehicle Machine Guns# to shoot #30 people# in #120 seconds#!

[6129] Use this #Vehicle# to kill #30 people# in #90 seconds#!

[6130] Use #Vehicle Mines# to destroy #15 Cop Cars# in #120 seconds#!

[6131] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #20 people# in #90 seconds#!

[6132] Use an #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to shoot #10 Cops# in #60 seconds#!

[6133] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6134] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[6135] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to shoot #10 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6136] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #10 Cop cars# in #120 seconds#!

[6137] Use a #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #15 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[6138] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6139] Use a #Flamethrower# to torch #10 Cops# in #90 seconds#!

[6140] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #20 people# in #120 seconds#!

[6141] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6142] Use an #ElectroGun# to fry #10 Cops# in #120 seconds#!

[6143] Use an #ElectroGun# to destroy #5 Cop cars# in #120 seconds#!

[6144] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #15 people# in #60 seconds#!

[6145] Use a #Shotgun# to shoot #10 Cops# in #90 seconds#!

[6146] Welcome to the Residential District, home to the roughneck #Redneck# gang, the smart-ass #SRS Scientists# and, of course, the cunning #Zaibatsu# Corporation. Good luck!

[6147] WANG CAR BONUS!

[6150] r!You just gone and got yourself out of job, Rooster.

[6151] r!Call yourself a tough guy, Rooster?

[6152] r!That was pure stupid, Rooster. I'm almost impressed.

[6153] r!Shit, Rooster. I can't believe we ever employed you in the first place.

[6154] r!How did you manage to screw that up, Rooster? That was real dumb.

[6155] r!I hope fer your sake the Cops are in a good mood, Rooster.

[6156] r!It's busier than a battery farm where you are goin', Rooster.

[6157] r!Gettin' cosy with the Cops won't make you many friends at Mobile RV, Rooster!

[6158] r!Well, Rooster, that's you off the job fer the time being.

[6159] r!I hope the Cops beat your bitch ass to a pulp. That should teach you to screw up a Redneck job.

[6160] s!That was an inadequate performance, THC-303. Worthy of a Redneck at its most backward, I think.

[6161] s!Poor show, THC-303! I was hoping to avoid putting low-grade SRS Clone Drones to task.

[6162] s!That's not the way to do it, THC-303. I think it is crystal clear that you are off the job.

[6163] s!How pathetic, THC-303. Now who will finish the job for us?

[6164] s!A pity, THC-303. We expected so much more from a healthy young specimen such as yourself.

[6165] s!Perhaps you should reconsider your chosen career, THC-303.

[6166] s!That was an arresting performance, THC-303, but far from productive.

[6167] s!You will find no Scientists in Alma Mater, THC-303. Until we meet again then... You are on your own.

[6168] s!Be warned, THC-303. Reveal anything of your connections with the SRS and Clone Drones will eliminate you in custody.

[6169] s!Such inefficient use of our time, THC-303. Please ensure that you are better suited to this line of work in future.

[6170] z!How dare you waste our time and leave the job unfinished, Gecko!

[6171] z!Some might say that was a fitting conclusion to your unacceptable behaviour, Gecko.

[6172] z!Such a bitterly disappointing outcome, Gecko. I suppose I must look elsewhere for suitable operatives.

[6173] z!How do you expect to rise up the Zaibatsu ranks with such pitiful displays, Gecko?

[6174] z!This isn't working, Gecko. Consider yourself OFF the job.

[6175] z!Such improper conduct deserves to be punished, Gecko.

[6176] z!Putting yourself in the hands of the Cops, Gecko, is NOT Zaibatsu style.

[6177] z!Getting arrested is not Zaibatsu style, Gecko!

[6178] z!That was slack, Gecko. Must I now consider alternative operatives?

[6179] z!What a wretched waste of time and money you are, Gecko!

[6180] Shit, son, you sure know how to cut it fine. The name's Buster - at your service. Here's the $5,000 as agreed.

[6181] Well done, Gecko! You have passed all of the #Zaibatsu# jobs.

[6182] Jesus H Christ, Rooster! You've passed all of the #Redneck# jobs.

[6183] Excellent work, THC-303! You have passed all of the #Scientist# jobs.

[6184] SCIENTIST GANG COMPLETE!

[6185] REDNECK GANG COMPLETE!

[6186] ZAIBATSU GANG COMPLETE!

[7000] y!Get back and do the deal!

[7001] y!Stop fooling around and meet those Loonies!

[7002] y!Idiot! The rigged Ice-Cream Van must be parked by the Happy Gas tanks!

[7003] y!Where are you going? Pick up Gama Rei!

[7004] l!Get back and crush that Taxi!

[7005] Hey! Wait for me, stud!

[7006] Where are you going? Watch Lance in action!

[7007] z!Where are you going? Get back to Central Station!

[7008] z!Hey! Get back to the Car Crusher!

[7009] z!Hey, Gecko, how can you steal the Bank Van from there?

[7010] Hey, where are you going? Come back and pick us up!

[7011] z!How can you sound the horn from there?

[7012] Hey! Wait for me!

[7013] z!Get back and watch what's going down!

[7014] z!Hey, get back to the Crusher!

[7015] z!How can you pick them up from there?

[7020] KILL FRENZY!

[7021] Use the #Flamethrower# to kill #60 people# in #120 seconds#!

[7022] Well done! You passed!

[7023] FRENZY PASSED!

[7024] You screwed up, asswipe!

[7025] FRENZY FAILED!

[7030] KILL FRENZY!

[7031] Use the #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #10 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[7032] Nicely done! You did the business!

[7033] FRENZY PASSED!

[7034] Well you certainly made a mess made of that!

[7035] FRENZY FAILED!

[7040] KILL FRENZY!

[7041] Use the #S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #70 people# in #120 seconds#!

[7042] Ooh-la-la! You made the grade!

[7043] FRENZY PASSED!

[7044] You blew it, shit-head!

[7045] FRENZY FAILED!

[7050] KILL FRENZY!

[7051] Use the #Silenced S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #80 people# in #120 seconds#!

[7052] Mmm, nice!

[7053] FRENZY PASSED!

[7054] You lost it, loser!

[7055] FRENZY FAILED!

[7060] KILL FRENZY!

[7061] Use the #Silenced S-Uzi Machine Gun# to kill #25 people# in #60 seconds#!

[7062] Smashing! You did it!

[7063] FRENZY PASSED!

[7064] Ah, you useless piece-a-shit!

[7065] FRENZY FAILED!

[7070] l!That's you out of the running, Jumbo!

[7071] l!Ooh, Jumbo, that must have hurt.

[7072] l!Oh, Jumbo. Now what are we to do? Pick ourselves up, dust ourselves down and start all over again.

[7073] l!That was plain stupid, Jumbo, not Loony!

[7074] l!Oh... Jumbo Jumbo Jumbo! What a waste!

[7075] l!Hee-hoo! Your madcap mayhem has put you in jail, Jumbo!

[7076] l!You are CRAZY, Jumbo! Have fun on the inside... And don't forget to write!

[7077] l!You screw the crime, Jumbo, you do the time.

[7078] l!How can you finish the job from jail, Dumbo Jumbo?

[7079] l!Silly Jumbo! You should know that all jobs are off when the Cops get hold of you!

[7080] z!Your failure is pathetic, Gecko!

[7081] z!Your ineptitude is not Zaibatsu style, Gecko!

[7082] z!Shit like you is only fit for the sidewalk, Gecko.

[7083] z!Your performance is unacceptable, Gecko!

[7084] z!You clearly possess little intelligence, Gecko - artificial or otherwise.

[7085] z!Remember, Gecko - a Zaibatsu in custody never talks.

[7086] z!We own the prison, Gecko, but don't expect any privileges.

[7087] z!Professionals do not get arrested, Gecko!

[7088] z!That wasn't so smart, Gecko. The job is OFF.

[7089] z!Your incarceration is sad, Gecko. The Zaibatsu are FREE!

[7090] y!Your performance is pathetic, Kosai. Goodbye.

[7091] y!You failed me at a critical time, Kosai! You are OFF the job.

[7092] y!Your behaviour deserves the honour of a goat, Kosai!

[7093] y!You made a stupid mistake, Kosai!

[7094] y!This job is over for you, Kosai!

[7095] y!You lack discipline, Kosai. The Yakuza do not get caught!

[7096] y!Your weakness is detestable, Kosai!

[7097] y!Such ineptitude is intolerable, Kosai.

[7098] y!You idiot, Kosai! Who will finish the job now?

[7099] y!Getting arrested does not impress the Yakuza, Kosai!

[7100] KILL FRENZY!

[7101] Use the #Tank# to kill #35 people# in #60 seconds#!

[7102] Whey-hey! You made it!

[7103] FRENZY PASSED!

[7104] Aah, you failed. LOSER!

[7105] FRENZY FAILED!

[7110] KILL FRENZY!

[7111] Use the #Tank# to destroy #20 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[7112] YES! You did it!

[7113] FRENZY PASSED!

[7114] NO! You blew it!

[7115] FRENZY FAILED!

[7120] KILL FRENZY!

[7121] Hee-hee! Use the #Fire Engine# to knock down #20 people# in #60 seconds#!

[7122] WOWZA! You did GREAT!

[7123] FRENZY PASSED!

[7124] OH NO! You did LOUSY!

[7125] FRENZY FAILED!

[7130] KILL FRENZY!

[7131] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!

[7132] YEAH! Are you something special!

[7133] FRENZY PASSED!

[7134] UH-OH! Are you ever shit!

[7135] FRENZY FAILED!

[7140] KILL FRENZY!

[7141] Use #Molotov Cocktails# to kill #30 people# in #120 seconds#!

[7142] Way to go! You did it!

[7143] FRENZY PASSED!

[7144] Duh! You blew it!

[7145] FRENZY FAILED!

[7150] KILL FRENZY!

[7151] Use the #Rocket Launcher# to destroy #15 Vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[7152] Good show!

[7153] FRENZY PASSED!

[7154] Poor show!

[7155] FRENZY FAILED!

[7160] KILL FRENZY!

[7161] Use the #Taxi# to run over #50 people# in #180 seconds#!

[7162] Super-duper! You made it!

[7163] FRENZY PASSED!

[7164] Super-pooper! You lost it!

[7165] FRENZY FAILED!

[7170] KILL FRENZY!

[7171] Use the #Flamethrower# to kill #10 people# in #60 seconds#!

[7172] WOW! What a performance!

[7173] FRENZY PASSED!

[7174] PHEW! What a performance!

[7175] FRENZY FAILED!

[7180] KILL FRENZY!

[7181] Use the #Flamethrower# to destroy #10 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[7182] A-MAZING! You did it!

[7183] FRENZY PASSED!

[7184] Oh dear. You blew it!

[7185] FRENZY FAILED!

[7190] KILL FRENZY!

[7191] Use the #Rocket Launcher# to kill #30 people# in #180 seconds#!

[7192] Well done! You did it!

[7193] FRENZY PASSED!

[7194] Bad luck! You blew it!

[7195] FRENZY FAILED!

[7200] KILL FRENZY!

[7201] Use the #Machine Gun# to kill #40 people# in #120 seconds#!

[7202] Oh yeah! That was terrific!

[7203] FRENZY PASSED!

[7204] Oh dear! That was terrible!

[7205] FRENZY FAILED!

[7210] KILL FRENZY!

[7211] Use the #Machine Gun# to destroy #8 vehicles# in #120 seconds#!

[7212] Remarkable! You did it!

[7213] FRENZY PASSED!

[7214] Rubbish! You blew it!

[7215] FRENZY FAILED!

[7220] KILL FRENZY!

[7221] Use the #Silenced Machine Gun# to kill #5 Cops# in #60 seconds#!

[7222] UNBELIEVABLE! You did it!

[7223] FRENZY PASSED!

[7224] UNBELIEVABLE! You didn't do it!

[7225] FRENZY FAILED!

[7230] KILL FRENZY!

[7231] Use the #Silenced Machine Gun# to destroy #4 vehicles# in #60 seconds#!

[7232] Nice! You did the deed!

[7233] FRENZY PASSED!

[7234] Shit! What a waste of time that was!

[7235] FRENZY FAILED!

[8001] Lijn gehaald!

[8002] Lijn mislukt!

[801] GTA2 PREVIEW

[802] Hallo daar, knul. Ik wil niet moeilijk zijn, maar je bent verpakt in explosieven en je hebt maar 6 minuten om alles uit je leven te halen. Veel plezier!

[b01] Hut Op De Heuvel

[b02] Krishna Kraan

[b03] Het Kruis

[b04] Brown-Eye Zuiveringsinstallatie

[b05] Russisch Hoofdkwartier

[b06] Drogist

[b07] Wapenwinkel

[b08] Kernkrachtcentrale

[b09] Politiehoofdkantoor

[b10] Politiebureau

[b11] Lubyanka Pakhuizen

[b12] Russische Kraan

[b13] Zaibatsu Kraan

[b14] Krishna Kraan

[b15] Tower Square

[b16] Energiecentrale

[b17] Mad Island

[b18] Werkplaats

[b19] DeCon Labs

[b20] Legerbasis

[b21] Tedium Haven

[b22] Azeri Heights Haven

[b23] Lubyanka Haven

[b24] Ziekenhuis

[b25] Jesus Saves

[accurcy] Nauwkeurigheidsbonus!

[arig] Dit voertuig is al uitgerust!

[b_fail] BONUSLEVEL MISLUKT!

[b_pass] BONUSLEVEL GEHAALD!

[back] TERUG

[bdone] Het voertuig is uitgerust! Dat is dan $%d.

[best] BESTE

[bnk_job] BANKOVERVALLEN

[bnslevs] BONUSLEVELS SPELEN

[bomb_on] BOM OP SCHERP!

[bonslev] BONUSLEVEL

[bonus_l] TIJD IS OM!

[bonus_w] BONUS VOLTOOID!

[bspc_i] BACKSPACE

[bus_hi] BUSSEN GESTOLEN

[c00] Pistool

[c01] S-Uzi machinegeweer

[c02] Raketwerper

[c03] ElectroGun

[c04] Molotovcocktails

[c05] Granaten

[c06] Geweer

[c07] Electrobaton

[c08] Vlammenwerper

[c09] Gedempte S-Uzi machinegeweer

[c10] Dubbelpistool

[c11] na

[c12] na

[c13] na

[c14] na

[c15] Autobom

[c16] Olievlek

[c17] Mijnen

[c18] Voertuig machinegeweren

[c19] Tank raketwerper

[c20] Waterkanon

[c21] Voertuig vlammenwerper

[c22] Jeep machinegeweer

[c23] Instante autobom

[c24] na

[c25] na

[c26] na

[c27] na

[c28] Vermenigvuldigingsfactor +1

[c29] Leven +1

[c30] Gezondheid

[c31] Kogelvrij vest

[c32] Verlaat de gevangenis zonder te betalen-kaart

[c33] Bribe

[c34] Onschendbaarheid*

[c35] Dubbele schade

[c36] Snel herladen

[c37] Electrovingers

[c38] Respect!

[c39] Onzichtbaarheid

[c40] Instante gang

[c41] na

[c42] na

[c43] na

[c44] na

[car0] Romero

[car1] Wellard

[car10] Bulwark

[car11] Bus

[car12] Politieauto

[car13] Minx

[car14] Eddy

[car16] Panto

[car17] Brandweerauto

[car18] Shark

[car19] GT-A1

[car2] Aniston BD4

[car21] Vuilniswagen

[car22] Armed Land Roamer

[car23] Hotdogbusje

[car24] Hot Dog Dummy 1

[car25] Hot Dog Dummy 2

[car26] Hot Dog Dummy 3

[car27] IJscowagen

[car28] Dementia Limousine

[car29] Dementia

[car3] Pacifier

[car30] Land Roamer

[car31] Jefferson

[car32] Stretch Limousine

[car33] Sport Limousine

[car34] Ambulance

[car35] Benson

[car36] Schmidt

[car37] Miara

[car38] Big Bug

[car39] Morton

[car4] G4 Bank busje

[car40] Maurice

[car41] Pick-up

[car42] A-Type

[car44] Arachnid

[car45] Spritzer

[car46] Stinger

[car47] Meteor

[car48] Meteor

[car49] Hachura

[car5] Beamer

[car50] B-Type

[car51] Taxi Xpress

[car52] SWAT busje

[car53] Michelli Roadster

[car54] Tank

[car55] Tanker

[car56] Taxi

[car57] T-Rex

[car58] Sleepwagen

[car59] Trein

[car6] Box Truck

[car60] Treinwagon

[car61] Trein FB

[car62] Trance-Am

[car63] Truck Cab

[car64] Truck Cab SX

[car65] Container

[car66] Transporter

[car67] TV busje

[car68] Busje

[car69] U-Jerk Truck

[car7] Box Truck

[car70] Z-Type

[car71] Rumbler

[car72] Wreck 0

[car73] Wreck 1

[car74] Wreck 2

[car75] Wreck 3

[car76] Wreck 4

[car77] Wreck 5

[car78] Wreck 6

[car79] Wreck 7

[car8] Bug

[car80] Wreck 8

[car81] Wreck 9

[car82] Jagular XK

[car83] Furore GT

[car84] FBI Auto

[car85] Hot Dog Dummy 4

[car86] Karma Bus

[car_cst] SCHADE VEROORZAAKT

[car_dam] VOERTUIGEN BESCHADIGD

[car_des] VOERTUIGEN VERNIETIGD

[carjack] VOERTUIGEN GEPIKT

[carjaka] Autostelertje!

[cdone] Alles geregeld - de nummerplaten zijn vervangen. Dat is dan $%d.

[charctr] SPELER

[clrchar] SPELER VERWIJDEREN

[clrsl_i] SPELER VERWIJDEREN

[cmpltd] LEVEL VOLTOOID!

[comms1] %s heeft het spel verlaten!

[connect] Bezig met verbinden...

[contnue] DOORGAAN

[cop_kl] AGENTEN VERMOORD

[copkill] Politiedodertje!

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CONNER)* #BVOCALS BY ANNA STEWART* #B& ROBBOTT DE NEGRO* #BALL INSTRUMENTS* #BBY CRAIG CONNER* #BPRODUCED BY CRAIG CONNER**** #CTHANKS TO* #WERIC, ANDY & PAMELA* #BAT MEDIASPEC UK* #WPAUL AT* #BPAW PAW PRODUCTIONS**** #CNYC DJ &* #CCOMMERCIAL SESSIONS** #WWRITTEN & DIRECTED BY* #BMICHAEL KEILLOR** #WSOUND PRODUCER* #BCRAIG CONNER*** #WVOICE OVER ARTISTS* #BGARY PENN* #BIAN FULTON* #BINNES RICARD* #BBRUCE KRONENBURG* #BDANIEL MCDONALD* #BDAVID DEBLINGER* #BFRED NEWMAN* #BJILL TASKER* #BKIM BROCKINGTON* #BMELINA BRUIN* #BNEAL FEINBERG* #BSAIKO YOSHIDA* #BSTEVE MILLER* #BLYNN LAMBERT** #WTHANKS TO* #BSHELDON STEIGER* #BKEVIN & NEIL* #BAT ORGANIC STUDIOS NYC******* #GGTA2 MOVIE*** #WWRITTEN BY* #BDAN HOUSER** #WSTARRING* #BSCOTT MASLEN* #WAS* #BCLAUDE SPEED** #WDOP BY* #BROB BENEVIDES** #WEDITED BY* #BJOSH SCHWARZ** #WSOUND & MIX BY* #BALLAN WALKER** #WTELECINE BY* #BCOMPANY 3** #WMUSIC BY* #BCRAIG CONNER** #WDIRECTED BY* #BALEX DE RAKOFF** #WPRODUCED BY* #BJAMIE KING************ #WDEVELOPMENT MANAGER* #BJIM WOODS** #WCREATIVE MANAGER* #BGARY PENN************ #WTECHNICAL PRODUCERS* #BWAYNE SMITHSON* #BGARY J. FOREMAN******** #WPRODUCER* #BCOLIN MACDONALD******** #WEXECUTIVE PRODUCERS* #BSAM HOUSER* #BDAVID JONES******** #WA* #WROCKSTAR* #WPRODUCTION* #WOF A* #WDMA DESIGN* #WGAME****** #CGTA2*****************

[del_i] DELETE

[delch_i] LETTER WISSEN

[demded] SPELER DOOD!

[demquit] SPELER GESTOPT!

[demtime] TIJD IS OM!

[down_i] PIJL OMLAAG

[dst_all] Wipe Out!

[ed_det] NAAM BEWERKEN

[edtname] NAAM BEWERKEN

[edtnm_i] NAAM BEWERKEN

[elvis_d] Elvis Heeft Het Gebouw Verlaten!

[em_dest] Spoedeisende hulp!

[ent_i] ENTER

[entrnam] NAAM INVOEREN

[esc_i] ESC

[evsnrtg] VLUCHTIGE FACTOR

[excutin] Snelle Slag!

[fined] BEKEURING!

[fined1] BEKEURING!

[firearm] WAPENOVERTREDINGEN

[fly_car] SUPER STUNT BONUS!

[fr_ent1] VEUILLEZ SAISIR LE CODE DE VERROUILLAGE

[fr_ent2] PARENTAL POUR JOUER A GTA2

[fr_pmpt] CODE DE VERROUILLAGE PARENTAL:

[fr_rnt1] CODE DE VERROUILLAGE PARENTAL

[fr_rnt2] INCORRECT, VEUILLEZ VERIFIER SUR LA

[fr_rnt3] NOTICE JOINTE ET SAISISSEZ-LE A NOUVEAU

[frag_gm] FRAG SPEL

[frags_h] FRAGS

[fried] GEROOSTERD!

[g_over] GAME OVER!

[gam_cmp] GAME VOLTOOID!

[ganga1] Loony

[ganga2] Yakuza

[ganga3] Zaibatsu

[ganga4] Redneck

[ganga5] Scientist

[ganga6] Krishna

[ganga7] Russian

[gencide] Rassenmoord!

[gng_kl] GANGLEDEN VERMOORD

[hi_empt] LEEG

[hi_for] HI-SCORES VOOR LEVEL

[hi_scre] HI-SCORES BEKIJKEN

[hijack] KAPINGEN

[kffail] FRENZY MISLUKT!

[kfpass] FRENZY GEHAALD!

[kfstart] KILL FRENZY!

[kills_h] KILLS

[last] LAATSTE

[leagtab] COMPETITIE SCORETABEL BEKIJKEN

[league] COMPETITIE SCORETABEL

[left_i] PIJL LINKS

[loading] KLAAR VOOR DE START...

[m01] Azeri Heights

[m02] Krimea

[m03] Lubyanka

[m04] Pravda

[m05] Vedic Temple

[m06] Tabernacle

[m07] Narayana

[m08] Maharishi

[m09] Sennora

[m10] Escobar

[m11] Bayano

[m12] Lattero

[m13] Petula

[m14] Tedium

[m15] Gonad

[m16] Cayman

[m17] Xenoton

[m18] The Village

[m19] Mobile RV Park

[m20] Tabasco

[m21] Guntersville

[m22] Redemption

[m23] Xanadu

[m24] Dominatrix

[m25] Largo

[m26] Stromberg

[m27] Belmont

[m28] Morton

[m29] Wormley

[m30] Arbo

[m31] Zarelli

[m32] Omnitron

[m33] Romanova

[m34] Sunnyside

[m35] Azimuth

[m36] Barking

[m37] Fruitbat

[m38] Funabashi

[m39] Ukita

[m40] Shiroto

[m41] Kyabetsu

[m42] Avalon

[m43] Altamount

[m44] Flotsam

[mainmen] TERUG NAAR HET HOOFDMENU

[mfail] MISSIE MISLUKT!

[mpkill1] Je hebt jezelf vermoord

[mpkill2] Je bent dood

[mpkill3] heeft je vermoord

[mpkill4] is doodgegaan

[mpkill5] heeft zelfmoord gepleegd

[mult_d] DRAWN!

[mult_l] VERLOREN!

[mult_q] WATJE!

[mult_w] GEWONNEN!

[murder] BURGERS VERMOORD

[name_i] NAAM INVOEREN

[nespray] Dat raak ik niet aan! Wegwezen!

[netui01] &Meedoen

[netui02] &Maken

[netui03] Annuleren

[netui04] Naam

[netui05] Afwijzen

[netui06] &Starten

[netui07] Verzenden

[netui08] GTA2 Netwerk

[netui09] Spelsnelheid

[netui10] Spelsnelheid: Langzaam

[netui11] Spelsnelheid: Normaal

[netui12] Spelsnelheid: Snel

[netui13] Spelers vereist:

[netui14] Politie

[netui15] Politie AAN

[netui16] Politie UIT

[netui17] Frags om te winnen

[netui18] Punten om te winnen

[netui19] Fragspel

[netui20] Puntenspel

[netui21] Tijdlimiet (min.)

[netui22] Tikkertje

[nexbons] VOLGEND BONUSLEVEL SPELEN

[nicetry] GOED GEPROBEERD!

[nicked] OPGEPAKT!

[no] IK DACHT HET NIET!

[no_cd1] SLUIT HET SPEL AF

[no_cd2] EN

[no_cd3] VOER DE GTA2 CD IN

[nspray] Kom maar terug als je 't geld hebt!

[nspraya] Je hebt niet genoeg geld! Je hebt $%d nodig.

[nxt_lvl] VOLGEND LEVEL SPELEN

[options] OPTIES

[pause] PAUZE

[pbon] Verzameld: %d/%d

[pgmiss] %s missies voltooid: %d/%d

[play] SPELEN

[plr_ded] JE BENT DOOD!

[plr_qut] SPELER VERLATEN!

[pmiss] Aantal missies voltooid: %d/%d

[pnts_h] PUNTEN

[pscore] Doelscore: %d

[psec] Kill Frenzies gehaald: %d/%d

[psxan0] ANALOGE MODUS IS

[psxan1] NIET ONDERSTEUND!

[psxcanc] ANNULEREN

[psxchng] VOLUME WIJZIGEN

[psxconf] BEVESTIGEN

[psxdemo] DEMO

[psxeff] EFFECTENVOLUME

[psxfast] SNEL

[psxmus] MUZIEKVOLUME

[psxnorm] NORMAAL

[psxquit] AFSLUITEN

[psxret] DOORGAAN

[psxrmv0] CONTROLLER IS

[psxrmv1] VERWIJDERD VAN CONTROLLER

[psxrmv2] PORT 1! SLUIT CONTROLLER

[psxrmv3] OPNIEUW AAN OM DOOR TE GAAN!

[psxsel] SELECT

[psxslow] LANGZAAM

[psxsq0] WIL JE

[psxsq1] AFSLUITEN?

[psxss0] HIER KUN JE JE SPEL

[psxss1] OPSLAAN. WIL JE DIT

[psxss2] NU DOEN?

[psxtext] TEKSTSNELHEID:

[pts_gm] PUNTENSPEL

[quit] AFSLUITEN

[quit1] Was dat 't?

[quit2] Druk op ENTER om af te sluiten.

[quit3] Druk op ESCAPE om verder te spelen.

[repbons] BONUSLEVEL OPNIEUW SPELEN

[repdemo] OPNIEUW SPELEN

[replay] VORIG LEVEL OPNIEUW SPELEN

[right_i] PIJL RECHTS

[run_ovr] BURGERS OVERREDEN

[s01] The Ol' Banjo

[s02] Disgracelands

[s03] RV Opry

[s04] Centraal Politiebureau

[s05] Legerbasis

[s06] Alma Mater Gevangenis

[s07] Het Winkelcentrum

[s08] Scientists Onderzoekscentrum

[s09] Plaza de Panique

[sales_1] GTA2 - BESCHIKBAAR VRIJDAG 22 OKCTOBER 1999

[savepos] VERDER SPELEN

[score] SCORE

[sdone] Kijk 'ns aan! Mooi kleurtje! Dat is dan $%d.

[shocked] SCHOKKEND!

[slfkils] ZELFMOORDPOGINGEN

[stl_all] Grand Theft Auto!

[stl_car] LEGE VOERTUIGEN GESLOTEN

[strtlev] STARTEN IN LEVEL

[sure] WEET JE HET ZEKER?

[svcanc] Opslaan geannuleerd!

[svdone] #Je #status# is #opgeslagen#!#

[svmiss] #Je #kunt niet opslaan# als je #met een missie bezig bent#. Terug aan het werk!#

[svscore] #Opgerot, lul! Het kost #$50,000# om hier op te slaan!#

[tag_gm] TIKKERTJE

[times_h] AANTAL

[timeup] Tijd is om!

[tot_hi] HI-SCORES

[tport] TELEPORT!

[trn_hi] TREINEN GEPIKT

[unconc] MENSEN NEERGESLAGEN

[up_i] PIJL OP

[w01] Universiteit

[w02] J-Lab

[w03] Zaibatsu HK

[wasted] DOOD!

[wrngway] ACHTER-NAAR-VOREN BONUS!

[yes] YEAH!

[yourit] JIJ BENT 'M!

[Dotz]

Ik ben der nog wel bij hoor, zeg maar wat ik moet vertalen.

Ok, mooi! Dat is dan een pb minder.

Even voor de duidelijkheid: we vertalen het bestand in de post #50 van Flitskikker. Dit bestand word vertaald met de editor in de download sectie van het forum.

[Kloep]

Stuur anders gewoon iedereen per PB wat diegene moet vertalen.

[NandroDavids]

Ik ben er ook nog bij...maar niet beschikbaar voor vertalen, puur controleren. Dat is net zoveel werk: alles moet immers gecontroleerd worden. Dingen die vertaald zijn kunnen gewoon via PM naar me gestuurd worden, inclusief originele tekst, dan check ik of 't een ideale vertaling is. Elvis heeft het gebouw verlaten slaat bijvoorbeeld nergens op, dat is een uitdrukking die je niet letterlijk moet gaan vertalen.